"I feel sick." Shinji crouched over her, unmoving, his eyes unfocused, or focused on something beyond her. There was no way to tell. "I said I feel sick!" she shouted, and shoved him out of the way. Asuka crawled to the edge of the lapping red waters on all fours, retched, and vo...

There is technology so advanced that it is indistinguishable from magic, and there is technology so advanced it is magic. Giant Naked Rei is beyond even that level. She is beyond concepts of time, location, or place. She is beyond clothing, beyond pubic hair, beyond mortal comprehension. Giant Naked...

Everyone puts them in the main section. We're so small there's no point in using the crossover section.

Mine aren't crossovers, anyway. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

NemZ#567726 wrote:The SDSS continue to make absolutely no sense unless you assume it's an early working draft of the episode scripts that somehow fell into the show itself.

Or Shinji is in Instrumentality the entire time, as indicated by Rei's appearance in Episode 1.

This drifts rather too far into fanon, but I always presumed that the secret "scrolls" aren't pieces of lambskin with Hebrew writing on them, probably some kind of device that can make its contents understood. Calling it the "secret dead sea scrolls" would throw off someone i...

The Abhorrent#567879 wrote:- Got the full view of "that scene". Has to report it to Gendo.

You just gave me a horrible idea for a fanfic.

Asuka is in clearly in pain at :41 and that looks like blood in the LCL, not bubbles.

There's a brief clip of the battleship in Terminal Dogma getting thrown up in the air, although the red oceans mean that could be anywhere.

List of things that could totally beat an Eva: ⋅ Superman ⋅ Batman ⋅ Superman cooperating with Batman ⋅ The Flash ⋅ A minimum of five Jedi ⋅ Emperor Palpatine ⋅ Tsar Bomba ⋅ Godzilla (but not American Godzilla) &...

The guy who brushes Unit One's teeth.

I'd go with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3ruuml-R4

I think a better question is, "What can Evangelions beat that aren't angels?" Nothing, really. Asuka would have gone down to conventional fire even if the Eva Series hadn't shown up, since they cut her umbilical and she wouldn't be able to raise her field after she ran out of ...

In that first bit with Asuka it looks like there's blood in the LCL. That's a little worrying. The second clip makes it look like she's getting yet another new plugsuit.

Also they want us to know up front that yes, Rei will take her clothes off.

arkiel#563555 wrote:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7795279/1/The-Eighteenth

Re-do fic meets Groundhog Day. Could be decent with a few more updates. Author gets away with writing a sardonic Shinji.

Not bad. God I hope this one doesn't taper off when it gets good, like every other peggy sue fic ends up doing.

Lavinius#563565 wrote:They are all reading a book... the same book... what is said book?

Chicken Soup for the Teenager's Soul or Seven Habits of Highly Effective People or possibly How to Make Friends and Influence People.

Asuka's incredibly clingy in her own way. Part of her conflict with Shinji is that he doesn't play her game, and she sees it as a rejection rather than (understandable) confusion on his part. She's precocious and he's stunted.

Bagheera#561941 wrote:They let him watch. Nosebleed, don'tcha know.

I assumed he'd been repeatedly punched in the face.

I'm worried that says something about me.

What did they do to Toji? My God.

Misato in a school uniform is the best thing. The best. Thing.

They lined up the kid's mothers and pushed them into a wood chipper with a crude, handmade sign reading "Gehirn Soul Collector" and no one will convince me otherwise.

Much like the mysterious alien race in 2001: A Space Odyssey , which is already alluded to with the VOICE ONLY Seele monoliths, as well as Seele's intent to influence evolution. Perhaps the FAR really are the black monoliths of 2001 ? :P (Come to think of it, Starchild matches the parallel ...