Did you intentionally name the other guard Dan like Dan Shive, or was that just pure coincidence? Also, I'm half-expecting Zim to invade something. ((Dan is Deputy Dan , Firesign Theatre's recurring police state straw man. Zim is Sergeant Zim , as interpreted by this image macro . T...

2) Look, a three headed monkey. Looks like you want to DISTRACT . Too bad that doesn't start with 'A'. Yet, you might be able to hack something together... "Turn about thine gaze and behold a primate possessed of three cranial appendages!" Your STRIFE MODEX judges that the...

5) Deploy Progressive P0n0s, locate Core Vag000, J-J-JAM IT IN!

2) throw these bozo's out the airlock You cannot THROW , SHOVE , PUSH or even YANK the guards. Your STRIFE MODEX just won't let you for some reason. What you'd really like is to ROBUST them, as that has built-in WEAPONIZE functionality. Unfortunately, you're limited to verbs beg...

1) Delicious Hypocrisy, thy muse is Mari.

Having located the method of properly exiting the app, you return to the task of setting up AR Mode. It's a simple process, requiring only a few seconds to complete. You remove your glasses and try on the goggles. http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u628/DrDementile/EvaGeeks%20general/quoderatde...

*Beep-Beep* )} DIAGON ALLEY ((This gives me an idea for later.)) You finger-scroll your way through what appears to be a massive encyclopaedic index. "Does that have an About page?", Dennis chimes in. *Beep-Beep* )} GUIDE : GUIDE, COPYRIGHT Submitting index query.....

Agentomega wrote: Well, the first time we tried kissing her it backfired terribly.

1) If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

"Hey, babe. Can I shuffle your parser?"

Fine, 2) it is.

You ask Dennis what he makes of "AR Mode". You show him the goggles. "If these are augmented reality goggles, I'd say that's what AR stands for. Let's see here..." He holds the lenses up to his face and looks around at various things in the shuttle. "Never mind. ...

1) We didn't need those beans anyway.

You struggle with the decision to admit or deny affiliation with the Syndicate. Dennis seems to think you're playing dumb. While that assumption wouldn't be entirely accurate, he certainly seems to know a hell of a lot more about the Syndicate than you do. You decide to coast along on his fr...

Agentomega wrote:since this can all theoretically be a seizure-induced dream, I'm certain 4) all of the above would be relevant.

This. But my fallback would be 2) because Backstabbing Rei is not on my list of collectables.

You tell Dennis you have no idea what the Syndicate is. He looks at you appraisingly for a moment. "Never heard of the Syndicate, eh? That's a likely story. Alright, I'll play along. "The Syndicate is a loose group of organizations opposed to NERV. At its core is WILLE, who claim t...

Oxopoha wrote:3) Calling we're on a boat.

Second. With Oktavia von Seckendorff Rei. 3 more and I can craft the badge!

You and the clown take your seats and prepare for departure. You stow your satchel in the under-seat compartment, allowing for easy access later. The clown introduces himself as Dennis. And, no, he doesn't have any tea either. He offers you a hamburger instead. You ask him about his shoes. "...

1) Because I want to also meet Rivethead Rei and Cybergoth Rei. Not that Retro J-Punk Rei isn't fun already or anything, but how could I pass up more? I guess a Swedish Death Metal Rei is fine too.

((If I'm completely honest, this should be called "Meme Station 13". We're barely 12 feet into this rabbit hole.)) You stuff your new toy into the satchel and walk over to the terminal. You present your tickets to the holographic stewardess and she waves you through...

Oxopoha wrote:3)Cast detect secret door!
I'm pretty sure Tokyo-3 is a giant secret door made of smaller secret doors.

Second. Let's start in the broom closet. Janitors usually know all the secrets of their building. Mmm-hmm.

((We now return to our regular daily update schedule.)) Despite your lack of tea and the clown's plaintive honks for attention, you continue to to focus on the Shuffleparser. On the side, you find a port that looks like it would fit the card-slot adapter. "Megazord Shufflepa...