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by Chuckman
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Godzilla & Kaiju General!
Replies: 233
Views: 15488

Re: Godzilla & Kaiju General!

I just want to say that I hope that whoever in the marketing department came up with "the devil has three heads" got a bonus because that is the best fuckin' tagline ever. Edit: Also I'll get to watching the new anime movie this weekend but I expect to basically fast forward to the parts w...
by Chuckman
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Superhero/Comic Based Films & Tv - Vol.2
Replies: 680
Views: 30349

Re: Superhero/Comic Based Films & Tv - Vol.2

They have looked the "Make everything broody and in the rain and only look vaguely like an actual comic book because we're afraid of bright colors and wild designs" impulses of the DCCU in the eye and said "no", and so I say "yes".
by Chuckman
Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:53 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Godzilla & Kaiju General!
Replies: 233
Views: 15488

Re: Godzilla & Kaiju General!

So now we get trailers, for trailers, for trailers.
by Chuckman
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:20 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

The rejection of violence thing was done already. It’s not as much of a retread as a really big Death Star, but it’s still a retread. The same idea was already done with more elegance in a better movie. More importantly, I just realized something. The Death Star in *Jedi* is bigger than the one in t...
by Chuckman
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:39 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

The deaths haven't been unceremonious but they have been cheap tricks to buy emotion that neither movie earned.

Luke's final arc was a good concept, badly executed in a poorly paced movie with a bad script.
by Chuckman
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:37 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: [Film] The Trailers & Upcoming Films Thread
Replies: 625
Views: 47278

Re: [Film] The Trailers & Upcoming Films Thread

I'm going to see it just because Cavill is in it.
by Chuckman
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:47 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

They keep trying to force a Boba Fett.
by Chuckman
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Superhero/Comic Based Films & Tv - Vol.2
Replies: 680
Views: 30349

Re: Superhero/Comic Based Films & Tv - Vol.2

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by Chuckman
Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

Considering that she isn't a character but a tall shiny stormtrooper I guess it depends if they feel like having her or not.
by Chuckman
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:29 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

I assume that after we learn that, Captain Phasma kills him and a romantic tension with a light flavoring of BDSM forms between them?

I mean, at some point, JJ has to start recycling his own movies. Then the circle will be complete.
by Chuckman
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:51 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

It turns out that Kylo is Rey's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
by Chuckman
Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:47 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

I look forward to the scene in which Lando must battle a much larger, newer Lando while the rest of the cast is somehow able to watch from the surface of another planet.

I just want to say that Lando's appearance will be redeemed if half his face is burned off by acid.
by Chuckman
Mon Jul 09, 2018 4:41 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

I really think we need a Luke move set a few years before Kylo lost his shit that explores his teaching students, doing peace keeping missions around the galaxy (some through diplomacy & negotiation & some with his saber as a last resort) and show some conflict he witnesses sow the seeds of...
by Chuckman
Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:44 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: [Film] The Trailers & Upcoming Films Thread
Replies: 625
Views: 47278

Re: [Film] The Trailers & Upcoming Films Thread

LAEM is unnecessary unless it's directed by Michael Bay, in which case it needs to be engraved on golden disks and sent out into the universe so that even when the Earth is depopulated in atomic wars over phosphorus and the last livable land near the poles, the pinnacle of our creative existence wil...
by Chuckman
Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:42 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Godzilla & Kaiju General!
Replies: 233
Views: 15488

Re: Godzilla & Kaiju General!

Gendo'sPapa#880076 wrote: Godzilla: City on the Edge of Battle


I see they want Harlan Ellison to claw his way from the peace of the grave and call his lawyer.
by Chuckman
Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:41 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

That not though why I hate the idea of Rey showing compassion to Kylo I hate it because its a forced love interest perspective like women in movies can not go with out a love interest its like they can't just be friends with guys and I'm not saying I hate romance I do enjoy it but in Hollywood its ...
by Chuckman
Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

These kinds of roles are doing a disservice to actresses almost as bad as if they only roles for Asians were as Fu Manchu or for black men as Bojangles. "Bitchy stock female boss" is minstrel show level stupidity. It needs to die. That said, part of the problem here is that no matter how t...
by Chuckman
Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:19 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

The whole movie suffers from the problem of good idea, poor execution. Luke who has rejected the warrior path? Perfect. In Return of the Jedi , Luke finally defeats Vader by discarding his weapon . He wins without fighting. Having Luke refuse to become a warrior again and ultimately become one with ...
by Chuckman
Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:56 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

Why do you assume Holdo is female just to service that plot? In what way would it be less of an idiot ball plot if Holdo was a man or an alien walrus puppet? Why would you criticize the character's gender in talking about an unnecessary element of convolusion in the plot? The idea that they must hav...
by Chuckman
Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:23 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 15293

Re: Star Wars Episode II - A New Thread

Not most people, just vocal critics who don't have a substantive criticism of a character or story that doesn't reference gender or race. There are plenty of them and there are plenty of them attacking Rey, for example. A big clue is unironically using the term "Mary Sue". It's come to mea...

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