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by Chuckman
Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: You Wake Up In The Eva Verse
Replies: 12
Views: 169

Re: You Wake Up In The Eva Verse

I didn't think of that. That changes things. I appear exactly where I am in 2016 in the Evaverse: Given how sea levels changed due to Third Impact, I will be dropped in the ocean miles from shore with only a minimal ability to swim, off the Mid-Atlantic coast in January. I'm dead in 3 minutes at mos...
by Chuckman
Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:10 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Trek
Replies: 242
Views: 36231

Re: Star Trek

The beat Star Trek films are the ones that are another genre IN SPACE. The bad ones are the navel gazing shit or continuity porn.
by Chuckman
Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:57 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: You Wake Up In The Eva Verse
Replies: 12
Views: 169

Re: You Wake Up In The Eva Verse

Literally anything you say anywhere in the world to anything affiliated with NERV will end with you committing suicide via two shots to the back of the head. I'd spend the remaining roughly nine months of my life in intense meditation in hopes that when the apotheosis comes I will transcend death an...
by Chuckman
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:02 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Trek
Replies: 242
Views: 36231

Re: Star Trek

Shit, mainstreaming Star Wars for a mass audience isn't even working. Design by committee makes it very hard to make something worthwhile in the end. The other problem, which you will note as common to both Star-something franchises, is J. J. Abrams. He's a terrible choice for a franchise movie. I r...
by Chuckman
Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:07 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel
Replies: 109
Views: 11396

Re: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel

Here's the chain of events: The kid is wearing the Predator's mask and gauntlet as a Halloween costume. He goes up to a house to trick or treat, but nobody answers. As he's walking away, this guy steps out onto the balcony. I thought this was one of the bullies but now that I get a better l...
by Chuckman
Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Star Trek
Replies: 242
Views: 36231

Re: Star Trek

The movies mostly suck so I'm fine with that.
by Chuckman
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel
Replies: 109
Views: 11396

Re: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel

SPOILER: Show
Do you mean... through him like, through him?
by Chuckman
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Godzilla & Kaiju General!
Replies: 294
Views: 22717

Re: Godzilla & Kaiju General!

BlueBasilisk#884372 wrote:

Let Kong pilot a MechaniKong power suit like a Jaeger. :emogendo:


You. You understand.
by Chuckman
Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:24 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel
Replies: 109
Views: 11396

Re: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel

movieartman, you focus too much on whether things make sense from a Watsonian/in universe perspective. Just because it makes sense or characters to do something doesn't mean it will automatically be a meaningful or enjoyable story. Aliens vs Predator makes sense from the big game hunter angle, yes, ...
by Chuckman
Sat Jan 05, 2019 7:29 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel
Replies: 109
Views: 11396

Re: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel

Most of the Predator movies suck because the first two did one thing very well: They satirized, parodied, and then twisted an existing film trope into horror. The first one was basically putting the typical Arnold character (think of the the kind of musclebound hulk that has a name like John Matrix ...
by Chuckman
Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:51 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel
Replies: 109
Views: 11396

Re: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel

I don't understand how Ellen Ripley and Newt could possibly show up in their past or how that could be explained in a stinger scene. That's just bonkers.
by Chuckman
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:53 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Godzilla & Kaiju General!
Replies: 294
Views: 22717

Re: Godzilla & Kaiju General!

If I had to predict: Godzilla from his wounds in KotM and vs. Kong has an immature Godzilla and Mechangodzilla. Whatever it is they do, I just hope they go fuck it and go full ham, because fuck it. Stop giving a fuck about realism, Hollywood. Realism is boring. I can get realism at the grocery store...
by Chuckman
Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:05 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Last Movie You Watched
Replies: 1626
Views: 136040

Re: Last Movie You Watched

Is the documentary itself worth a watch, in your eyes?
by Chuckman
Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:05 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Godzilla & Kaiju General!
Replies: 294
Views: 22717

Re: Godzilla & Kaiju General!

^ Exactly. When they first announced a Godzilla anime, I was wondering how they would realize the movement of such a creature in animation. After watching the Godzilla anime, I still wonder how they would realize his movement because Godzilla hardly moves in these movies. See, usually Godzilla, lik...
by Chuckman
Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:03 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel
Replies: 109
Views: 11396

Re: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel

It sounds like they actually filmed it?
by Chuckman
Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:41 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel
Replies: 109
Views: 11396

Re: Shane Black & Fred Dekker to make PREDATOR Sequel

How did Black go from the triumph that is Iron Man 3 to this?
by Chuckman
Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:38 pm
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Superhero/Comic Based Films & Tv - Vol.2
Replies: 818
Views: 43123

Re: Superhero/Comic Based Films & Tv - Vol.2

I saw Aquaman tonight. It’s a very confusing film. I don’t mean confusing in the plot, the movie literally tells you that it’s going to be a King Arthur pastiche in the first ten minutes. It’s like the director had to go do something else and they let someone else finish up five minute intervals of ...
by Chuckman
Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:03 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Godzilla & Kaiju General!
Replies: 294
Views: 22717

Re: Godzilla & Kaiju General!

I didn’t really mean the speed of his movement. The creature design is so stiff and lifeless that they mmanage to make it look fake, for lack of a better word, despite being animated.
by Chuckman
Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:36 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Last Movie You Watched
Replies: 1626
Views: 136040

Re: Last Movie You Watched

Willem Dafoe is a great actor. I think that they should use digital magic to have Willem Defoe reprise all his roles but as the Green Goblin and composite him into the movies over himself. He’s the socially awkward detective in American Psycho, but it’s the Green Goblin. He’s Sgt. Elias dying in a h...
by Chuckman
Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:31 am
Forum: Film and Video
Topic: Godzilla & Kaiju General!
Replies: 294
Views: 22717

Re: Godzilla & Kaiju General!

They’re slow moving ponderous drivel full of incomprehensible pseudo profundity that somehow make an animated Godzilla look as if they made the movie with a rubber toy.

If they’d made one feature instead of padding what is obviously a 90 minute script into 3 long movies it might actually be good.

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