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Postby silvermoonlight » Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:13 am

That Asuka at the end of Evangelion is in fact Misato and Asuka merged to one person due to Asuka's eye looking brown (I brought this fan theory for the longest time until I realized how flawed it is)
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Postby Reichu » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:50 am

I took a long time to come round to the idea that it's a piece of Rei inside Eva-00 and not Naoko. :sweatdrop:

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Postby Joseki » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:42 am

I had a stupid theory on Asuka based on my inability to distinguish the plugsuit she wear in 2.0 from the patched one in 3.0. :facepalm:

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Postby TheCarkolum » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:11 pm

I've always thought (until relatively recently) that the 400% synchronization rate is because there were 4 souls merged: Yui's, EVA's, Shinji's and Zeruel's. Why Zeruel? Because EVA 01 had absorbed his paper arm and a fragment of his soul were in this moment within the EVA. Sounds cool, right? :w00t: :w00t: But, since EVA has no soul, my theory was debunked eventually xDD
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Postby silvermoonlight » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:47 pm

View Original PostCybermat47 wrote:It's obvious that Kyoko's appetite, as well as her maternal side, were trapped in Eva 02 - this explains why Eva 02 isn't as thin in End of Evangelion, after Kyoko's soul has awakened more.


This one made of laugh because I could just picture some idiot going to Asuka your momma is so fat and then unit 02's fist suddenly smashing down on the gang way and sending them flying. :hitthetable:
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:27 am

Mari is an actual, miniature, self-sustaining Evangelion unit. This is why she likes LCL so much. She sees the act of entering and piloting another Eva unit as something far more deviant and sexual than even Matt Greenfield's wildest interpretations of the franchise.

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Postby Chuckman » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:28 pm

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:Mari is an actual, miniature, self-sustaining Evangelion unit. This is why she likes LCL so much. She sees the act of entering and piloting another Eva unit as something far more deviant and sexual than even Matt Greenfield's wildest interpretations of the franchise.


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Postby ACGT-Samael » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:07 pm

Personally, I used to be a theory that Shinji had achieved been abused by the teacher that took him in. He never talks about them, and if he was young enough to not remember his mother I figured that the same would hold for his father, so it made sense to me for any least some of his issues to stem from his Guardian. Of course, nothing in the show supports that at all, but what good cracking theory doesn't ignore a lack of evidence?
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Postby Sachi » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:45 pm

Merged with an existing thread on the topic. Scrolling back through it may reveal a few crazy ones you may have never heard of.
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Postby AdamMalkovitch » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:48 am

Shinji died in the first episode and the rest of the story is him coming to terms with his death
Shinji and Asuka at the end of EoE are the new Adam and Lilith
Keel is the Wandering Jew
Mari is the daughter of Neon Genesis Shinji and Asuka
No one besides Shinji and Asuka ever come back from Instrumentality and they both go insane
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Postby ChaddyManPrime » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:51 pm

That Mari and Shikinami are two halves of a single individual.
That one half went to the manga universe in instrumentality and the other half came out of it and ended up on a beach.
That a pair of glasses and altering your hair is a terrible disguise.
That Anno stole the timeloop idea from Devilman amongst other things.
That Anno is sticking so close to the idea that only you can love yourself that Kaworu is Shinji via timeloop.
That the TV series ending was actually gendo brainwashing Shinji as a back-up plan into thinking that instrumentality with a good idea.
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Postby Joseki » Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:49 pm

Mari being Asuka and Shinji's daughter will always be my favorite crazy theory.

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Postby DarkBluePhoenix » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:36 am

Mari having known Shinji and Asuka's mothers before somehow travelling forward in time, or perhaps she's super old because of that "Curse of the EVA" mishegoss. Either way, favorite theory.
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Postby silvermoonlight » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:08 am

View Original PostJoseki wrote:Mari being Asuka and Shinji's daughter will always be my favorite crazy theory.


Though I find this interesting and think its a great idea for fanfiction I hope it isn't the case for the final movie...because its just going to be so awkward when both Asuka and Shinji find out the truth.
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Postby DarkBluePhoenix » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:32 am

^ That and if Mari and Asuka were really in a relationship, then it would far surpass the levels of oedipus complex Shinji has ever gone through.
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Postby silvermoonlight » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:48 am

View Original PostDarkBluePhoenix wrote:^ That and if Mari and Asuka were really in a relationship, then it would far surpass the levels of oedipus complex Shinji has ever gone through.


Yes I was going to bring up that point plus its like the Terminator thing except your switching adult Kyle Reese out for John Connor and sending John back. Hence Mari's tag line is "Oh hi Mom I'm from the far future I came back in time to look after you in the past, but I kind of fell in love with you and had gay sex with you while I was waiting for dad to drop from space 14 years on." and the more I write this the more uncomfortable I feel so I'm gonna stop now as I'm not a fan of incest regardless of gender or sexuality. :cringe:
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Postby DarkBluePhoenix » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:58 am

I'm surprised this isn't fanfiction already. I mean, she inherited her mother's anger, and her father's... incestuousness? Is that even a word? And before anyone else says the pun, yes, if the theory is true, then incest would run in the family :facepalm: :vomit:
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Postby Rei IV » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:08 pm

Misato's father (christened Akira by our EvaGeeks overlord, Reichu) being Adam/Kaworu's donor is favorite theory because it just makes sense, IMHO. Misato says Kaji reminds her of her father and Kaworu has some Kaji-esque traits, which means he must have SOME resemblance to her father.

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Postby Joseki » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:45 pm

View Original Postsilvermoonlight wrote:Though I find this interesting and think its a great idea for fanfiction I hope it isn't the case for the final movie...because its just going to be so awkward when both Asuka and Shinji find out the truth.


Shinji "..."
Asuka "BAKA-SHINJI YOU DID WHAT?!?!"

(Later in the night)

Asuka "Baka-Shinji, I think we shouldn't create time paradoxes, and I kinda like that annoying Four Eyes, so maybe..."

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Postby DarkBluePhoenix » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:51 pm

View Original PostJoseki wrote:Shinji "..."
Asuka "BAKA-SHINJI YOU DID WHAT?!?!"

(Later in the night)

Asuka "Baka-Shinji, I think we shouldn't create time paradoxes, and I kinda like that annoying Four Eyes, so maybe..."

But that would be a predestination paradox. Her going back in time and saying she is their daughter leads to her conception. By trying to avoid the paradox, they create the paradox.
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