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Postby Gob Hobblin » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:34 am

No, thanks, but the way a lot of these non-Army guys are acting, I might have well been.

"Are you okay?"
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"...Uh...Army?"
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Postby Princess Asuka » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:29 pm

I had to leave my favorite Sailor Moon Forum that I've been part of for 7 years because I can't post from my 3DS web browser with the new layout. And to make matters worse an admin that nobody likes returned to the forum yesterday. :irked:
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Postby Joseki » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:14 pm

The battery on my old smartphone exploded, I bought another one, I bricked it.

Fuck me, I'm without money, without a job and without a smartphone in 2018.
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Postby Ray » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:39 am

Stomach Ache. UGH.
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Postby Ray » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:13 am

I'm honestly considering memory boosting supplements because I need help in remembering what I study. But I don't want to cheat. But I'm under so much pressure, and this is the LAST class I have to take in order to transfer to a University.

I'm thinking maybe I should talk to my doctor. Because my anxiety is out of control, and I need to pass this Stats class. I haven't made any decisions yet. But . . . it's stressful and I don't know what to do.
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Postby silvermoonlight » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:15 am

View Original PostRay wrote:I'm honestly considering memory boosting supplements because I need help in remembering what I study. But I don't want to cheat. But I'm under so much pressure, and this is the LAST class I have to take in order to transfer to a University.

I'm thinking maybe I should talk to my doctor. Because my anxiety is out of control, and I need to pass this Stats class. I haven't made any decisions yet. But . . . it's stressful and I don't know what to do.


Don't go for memory boosters, drink Chinese gun power green tea its way better in my view and keeps you just as alert, I also think seeing the doctor might be a good idea as they might be able to point you to some one who help with your anxiety.
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Postby imprimatur13 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:00 pm

View Original PostRay wrote:I'm honestly considering memory boosting supplements because I need help in remembering what I study. But I don't want to cheat. But I'm under so much pressure, and this is the LAST class I have to take in order to transfer to a University.


Which class is this again, Ray?
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Postby Ray » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:37 pm

Statistics. And I failed it with a D last time I took it.
I’ll escape now from this world, from the world of Jean Valjean, Jean Valjean is nothing now! Another story must begin!
Avatar: "There's a Starman, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet me, but he thinks he'd blow my mind."
Phew, I’m not tense anymore… now I’m just miserable.
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Postby Ray » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:09 am

My first to tistics test of the semester is tomorroww.

I come back to my house after a day of studying. My cat has utterly destroyed my supply of toilet paper.

The entire living room is lined from wall to wall shredded toilet paper.

:facepalm:

If this keeps up I think I might have to give him to someone who can handle him but who is going to want to adopt a one-eyed cat?
I’ll escape now from this world, from the world of Jean Valjean, Jean Valjean is nothing now! Another story must begin!
Avatar: "There's a Starman, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet me, but he thinks he'd blow my mind."
Phew, I’m not tense anymore… now I’m just miserable.
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Postby silvermoonlight » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:07 am

View Original PostRay wrote:My first to tistics test of the semester is tomorroww.

I come back to my house after a day of studying. My cat has utterly destroyed my supply of toilet paper.

The entire living room is lined from wall to wall shredded toilet paper.

:facepalm:

If this keeps up I think I might have to give him to someone who can handle him but who is going to want to adopt a one-eyed cat?


The issue might be toys does he have enough toys lying around during the day? As when cats get bored and they have nothing to play with like dogs they get frustrated and can claw furniture or play with toilet rolls. Also they like high spots to survey there territory so cat trees are important as are scratch posts.
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Postby Cybermat47 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:04 am

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:All this raw and torn skin on my hips and thighs better heal up quick, or I'm going to be old-man toddling for the rest of the month.


Ouch, nasty. My brother degloved his foot on his last day training at Kapooka (the basic training facility of the Australian Army). Fortunately he was able to keep pressing on and finish his infantry training.

What country are you from, btw?
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:25 am

US.

That sucks about your brother, but badass that he made it through! Jesus, how did he deglove his foot? I've heard of people marching the soles of their feet off (literally), but that's a new one!

Also, skin is all healed up, now: just tender and scarred. Back to running and rucking!
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Postby MuscleRobo » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:17 am

I was let go and when I go home and check my bank account someone stole my identity and made a bunch of fraudulent charges. I cried until I was so dizzy I passed out on the ground in my living room. Spent this morning just filling out applications and calling the bank. No where to go but up I guess, sad I'll have to dip into my "Japan Fund."

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Postby Ray » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:25 am

Me and my mom walk outside with intent for her to drive me to school. Her tires and bumpers are missing. So now I have to take the bus to school.

FUN TIMES!
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Phew, I’m not tense anymore… now I’m just miserable.
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Postby robersora » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:49 pm

^
Is riding the bus so bad in the area you live in?
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Postby Ray » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:29 pm

There have been a lot more homeless people where I live lately. That's all I'll say about it. I've posted a few of my Bus Riding Memoirs on this FML over the time I've been here.

'Corpse Lady' was one of them. The lady that was carrying a dead. . . SOMETHING in the bag with her, it got so bad that the bus driver had to ask her to get off the bus.

Then there's the time this self entitled woman cussed out an old man for not offering her his seat on the bus. It got so bad I just got off the bus and waited at the McDonalds for the next one.
I’ll escape now from this world, from the world of Jean Valjean, Jean Valjean is nothing now! Another story must begin!
Avatar: "There's a Starman, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet me, but he thinks he'd blow my mind."
Phew, I’m not tense anymore… now I’m just miserable.
People say "be yourself" but that's bad advice, if we were all to "be ourselves" many of us would stop wearing clothes. -Chuckman

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Postby Ray » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:20 am

I'm getting my test from my Stats class back tomorrow and I don't know how well I did. God help me my stomach is all clenched up.
I’ll escape now from this world, from the world of Jean Valjean, Jean Valjean is nothing now! Another story must begin!
Avatar: "There's a Starman, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet me, but he thinks he'd blow my mind."
Phew, I’m not tense anymore… now I’m just miserable.
People say "be yourself" but that's bad advice, if we were all to "be ourselves" many of us would stop wearing clothes. -Chuckman

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:15 am

Replying as a result of split/merge fun times:

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:MuscleRobo: Once you've established that your identity was stolen, the bank should replace the funds that were used. They are generally insured against that, so go through the motions, fill out the paperwork, and you'll feel a lot better about that in a few days. I am sorry about your job, though: that always stings to get a release like that.
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Postby Sgt. Griff » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:31 pm

After three years my Girlfriend and I are going on a break. It's mutual. We settled on one semester of university, and then we'll see about getting back together or not. This comes on the back of 7 or so months of rocky shit and rough times, ending with the revelation that she constantly thinks about fucking other dudes. I've had so many mixed feelings of rage and sadness and frustration over the past week. Multiple times I've seriously considered ghosting out completely, but some pang in the back of my mind saying "you mustn't run away" stopped me. It's probably also why we're going on a break and not just fully breaking up.

On the bright side I got into the top law school in the country and have joined a bunch of different clubs. I'm just going to really go hard for the next four or so months, try to figure out who I am and what I want from life.
I'm writing music or studying law. It's all very unclear at this point.

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Postby Princess Asuka » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:52 pm

Tomorrow I have to go back to work from being sick and then right after work it's off to the dentist's office for more cavities. :irked:
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