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Postby imprimatur13 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:03 pm

EDIT: Fic is now up on AO3 with better formatting!!!

Hi, all! To distract myself from my main writing project (coming... eventually. maybe.), I decided to write a quick one-shot. The following was written over the course of 3-4 days, by forcing myself to output words. I'd like to think it turned out okay :).

Preamble:

This fic is of the "crack-fic" genre. The concept was inspired by this brief exchange between myself and Sachi. I began to wonder, "What would happen if Craig Ferguson were magically transported to Tokyo-3?". I then endeavored to write something I'd actually finish :wink: .

(If you don't know who Craig Ferguson and Geoffrey Peterson are: Craig was the (sinfully funny) late night TV talk show-host/comedian on CBS's "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson". Geoff was his robot-skeleton sidekick. This clip about viagra-flavored ice cream should give you a pretty good idea of how his show worked.)

In writing this, I did my best to present Craig & Geoff as in-character as possible. However, I fear some aspects of Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, and myself, may have leaked into Craig.
In addition, Ritsuko, Gendo, and, to a lesser extent, Misato, are all out of character. This is for the sake of stream-of-consciousness "crack fic"-style humor, and I hope you will forgive me. The biggest fanfic influence was probably the amazing How Not to Write Evangelion Self-Insertions.

Now, with that out of the way, please enjoy! (And please leave comments -- this is my very first fic, and I need all the feedback I can get.)

EDIT: please look above for AO3 link.
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Postby Cybermat47 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:12 am

I want to kill myself now.


Because I know I'll never be as good as you.
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Postby imprimatur13 » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:32 am

@Cybermat47

Appreciate the sentiment ^_^ .

Fic is now up on AO3!!! With better formatting!!!
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Kyoko's Melons: Currently being completely rewritten, so... if anyone liked it so far, great. I did too. But... not enough. ;)

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Postby imprimatur13 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:54 pm

New fic up on AO3! Kyoko's Melons. Chapter 1.
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Postby Cybermat47 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:28 pm

Fucking Greg, man...
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Postby imprimatur13 » Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:19 am

View Original PostCybermat47 wrote:Fucking Greg, man...

Yes? What about him?  SPOILER: Show
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Postby imprimatur13 » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:03 pm

Chapter 2 of Kyoko's Melons is up on AO3: "The Pocketmaster" (from Kaji's POV)
My first fanfic: Neon Genesis Craig-Insertion
Kyoko's Melons: Currently being completely rewritten, so... if anyone liked it so far, great. I did too. But... not enough. ;)

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Postby imprimatur13 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:41 pm

Chapter 3 now up of KM. Heat.

(I've been watching Shokugeki no Soma, so... that should explain things.)
My first fanfic: Neon Genesis Craig-Insertion
Kyoko's Melons: Currently being completely rewritten, so... if anyone liked it so far, great. I did too. But... not enough. ;)

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Postby imprimatur13 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:00 pm

Chapter four of Kyoko's Melons. Between the Melons.

insecurity  SPOILER: Show
It's not a lemon, it's played for laughs... It's not a lemon, it's played for laughs...
My first fanfic: Neon Genesis Craig-Insertion
Kyoko's Melons: Currently being completely rewritten, so... if anyone liked it so far, great. I did too. But... not enough. ;)

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