Pen Pen's Sexuality
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Don't worry, there are doujins that do that anyway.
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Mr. Tines wrote:Don't worry, there are doujins that do that anyway.
what is this i dont even...
i don't care, but i respect the people who does, i mean, fetishes r nice. i just dont udnerstand wut the Japanese characters mean, probably "cute, wuaaaa, nooooo, i love uu" right? :P
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Re: Pen Pen's Sexuality
I apologize for the Necro, but this thread is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. To justify, I shall add my own (vaguely related) bit (from this Reddit post):
I don't suppose you saw that bonus episode, where they reveal that Pen-pen is the true mastermind behind everything? Why do you think he reads the newspaper? He has to keep abreast of current events. Also, the pink bath towel represents his 'covering' with the facade of being a harmless penguin. The color 'pink' is also a reference to communism, and in communism, all barriers between classes and social strata are eliminated. It's a reference to his desire for Instrumentality, which removes ALL interpersonal barriers. Thus allowing him to remake the world with Spheniscid life.
You thought GNR was something? Imagine GNP.
The bonus episode can be found on the Funimation blu-ray release of the series. You should get it immediately.
[Edited to incorporate Reichu's correction]
I don't suppose you saw that bonus episode, where they reveal that Pen-pen is the true mastermind behind everything? Why do you think he reads the newspaper? He has to keep abreast of current events. Also, the pink bath towel represents his 'covering' with the facade of being a harmless penguin. The color 'pink' is also a reference to communism, and in communism, all barriers between classes and social strata are eliminated. It's a reference to his desire for Instrumentality, which removes ALL interpersonal barriers. Thus allowing him to remake the world with Spheniscid life.
You thought GNR was something? Imagine GNP.
The bonus episode can be found on the Funimation blu-ray release of the series. You should get it immediately.
[Edited to incorporate Reichu's correction]
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Hmm... "Spheniscan" doesn't sound quite right to me. Would probably be "spheniscid" (if referring to the Spheniscidae) or "sphenisciform" (if referring to Sphenisciformes). Though always delighted to see ornithology getting any attention. (I'm still trying to teach my bf what a zygodactyl foot is.)
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Reichu wrote:Hmm... "Spheniscan" doesn't sound quite right to me. Would probably be "spheniscid" (if referring to the Spheniscidae) or "sphenisciform" (if referring to Sphenisciformes). Though always delighted to see ornithology getting any attention. (I'm still trying to teach my bf what a zygodactyl foot is.)
Correction made! (I thought that a zygodactyl foot was a foot with 2 toes. Because the Greek roots (IIRC) are "pair" and "digit"... but apparently there are TWO pairs. One in front and one in back. What I was thinking of is a "didactyl". Just goes to show; one can never assume.)
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Weeellll he was in Shinji's pre-instrumentality so maybe. I've personally always wondered why he was there to witness that. Unless it was like a real memory.
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thank you for posing this question I shall devote the rest of my life to
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One day the student after many years found a village called Pogo, and that village called Pogo was at the foot of Mount Hikikimori. The student spoke to each of the villagers and said to them, I have quested after wisdom and I have no found it. I have gone to the monks and they did not have it. I have gone to the priests and they did not have it. I have gone to the gurus and they did not have it. I have gone to the ascetics and they did not have it. I have gone to the ministers and they did not have it. I have gone to the majordomos and they did not have it. Do you know someone who has it?
One villager said yes, my father had it, but he is dead and you cannot speak to him.
Another villager said, he heard of someone who had it, but that man went on a pilgrimage and did not come back.
A third villager said, I once knew a man that had it, but he went to the capital and he lost it.
A fourth villager said, I am told that a school has it, but I sent my sons to the school and they never bring it back.
The last villager finally pointed to the mountain and said, there, there is wisdom, go seek it.
So the student climbed the mountain. It took forty days and forty nights and to purify himself he denied himself food and self abuse and drank each day only the water that a snail shell could hold. By the time he reached the top of the mountain, he was thirsty and dying, and collapsed at the foot of the temple.
From the temple, the master emerged. He clothed the student, because he was naked. He fed the student, because he was hungry. He cared for the student, because he was sick.
Then he answered the student, because he was curious.
The student said to him, I have come seeking wisdom.
The master said, you must look elsewhere, I do not have it.
The student was crestfallen. He said to the master, I asked the villagers for wisdom, and the pointed to the mountain.
The master looked at the student and said, Pen Pen does not have sexuality. Pen Pen is sexuality.
And the student was enlightened.
One villager said yes, my father had it, but he is dead and you cannot speak to him.
Another villager said, he heard of someone who had it, but that man went on a pilgrimage and did not come back.
A third villager said, I once knew a man that had it, but he went to the capital and he lost it.
A fourth villager said, I am told that a school has it, but I sent my sons to the school and they never bring it back.
The last villager finally pointed to the mountain and said, there, there is wisdom, go seek it.
So the student climbed the mountain. It took forty days and forty nights and to purify himself he denied himself food and self abuse and drank each day only the water that a snail shell could hold. By the time he reached the top of the mountain, he was thirsty and dying, and collapsed at the foot of the temple.
From the temple, the master emerged. He clothed the student, because he was naked. He fed the student, because he was hungry. He cared for the student, because he was sick.
Then he answered the student, because he was curious.
The student said to him, I have come seeking wisdom.
The master said, you must look elsewhere, I do not have it.
The student was crestfallen. He said to the master, I asked the villagers for wisdom, and the pointed to the mountain.
The master looked at the student and said, Pen Pen does not have sexuality. Pen Pen is sexuality.
And the student was enlightened.
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
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Re: Pen Pen's Sexuality
We don't still need this thread, do we? Did we ever?
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