Favorite crazy Evangelion theories
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Re: Your Stupidest Eva Interpretations
That Asuka at the end of Evangelion is in fact Misato and Asuka merged to one person due to Asuka's eye looking brown (I brought this fan theory for the longest time until I realized how flawed it is)
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I took a long time to come round to the idea that it's a piece of Rei inside Eva-00 and not Naoko.
Kaworu secretly being a girl brings me so much joy I don't care how stupid it is.
Kaworu secretly being a girl brings me so much joy I don't care how stupid it is.
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Re: Your Stupidest Eva Interpretations
I had a stupid theory on Asuka based on my inability to distinguish the plugsuit she wear in 2.0 from the patched one in 3.0.
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Re: Your Stupidest Eva Interpretations
I've always thought (until relatively recently) that the 400% synchronization rate is because there were 4 souls merged: Yui's, EVA's, Shinji's and Zeruel's. Why Zeruel? Because EVA 01 had absorbed his paper arm and a fragment of his soul were in this moment within the EVA. Sounds cool, right? But, since EVA has no soul, my theory was debunked eventually xDD
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This one made of laugh because I could just picture some idiot going to Asuka your momma is so fat and then unit 02's fist suddenly smashing down on the gang way and sending them flying.
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Re: Your Stupidest Eva Interpretations
Mari is an actual, miniature, self-sustaining Evangelion unit. This is why she likes LCL so much. She sees the act of entering and piloting another Eva unit as something far more deviant and sexual than even Matt Greenfield's wildest interpretations of the franchise.
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What is the craziest Evangelion theory you've had/heard?
Personally, I used to be a theory that Shinji had achieved been abused by the teacher that took him in. He never talks about them, and if he was young enough to not remember his mother I figured that the same would hold for his father, so it made sense to me for any least some of his issues to stem from his Guardian. Of course, nothing in the show supports that at all, but what good cracking theory doesn't ignore a lack of evidence?
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Merged with an existing thread on the topic. Scrolling back through it may reveal a few crazy ones you may have never heard of.
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Shinji died in the first episode and the rest of the story is him coming to terms with his death
Shinji and Asuka at the end of EoE are the new Adam and Lilith
Keel is the Wandering Jew
Mari is the daughter of Neon Genesis Shinji and Asuka
No one besides Shinji and Asuka ever come back from Instrumentality and they both go insane
New Theatrical Evangelion is good
Shinji and Asuka at the end of EoE are the new Adam and Lilith
Keel is the Wandering Jew
Mari is the daughter of Neon Genesis Shinji and Asuka
No one besides Shinji and Asuka ever come back from Instrumentality and they both go insane
New Theatrical Evangelion is good
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Re: Favorite crazy Evangelion theories
That Mari and Shikinami are two halves of a single individual.
That one half went to the manga universe in instrumentality and the other half came out of it and ended up on a beach.
That a pair of glasses and altering your hair is a terrible disguise.
That Anno stole the timeloop idea from Devilman amongst other things.
That Anno is sticking so close to the idea that only you can love yourself that Kaworu is Shinji via timeloop.
That the TV series ending was actually gendo brainwashing Shinji as a back-up plan into thinking that instrumentality with a good idea.
That one half went to the manga universe in instrumentality and the other half came out of it and ended up on a beach.
That a pair of glasses and altering your hair is a terrible disguise.
That Anno stole the timeloop idea from Devilman amongst other things.
That Anno is sticking so close to the idea that only you can love yourself that Kaworu is Shinji via timeloop.
That the TV series ending was actually gendo brainwashing Shinji as a back-up plan into thinking that instrumentality with a good idea.
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Mari being Asuka and Shinji's daughter will always be my favorite crazy theory.
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Mari having known Shinji and Asuka's mothers before somehow travelling forward in time, or perhaps she's super old because of that "Curse of the EVA" mishegoss. Either way, favorite theory.
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Though I find this interesting and think its a great idea for fanfiction I hope it isn't the case for the final movie...because its just going to be so awkward when both Asuka and Shinji find out the truth.
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^ That and if Mari and Asuka were really in a relationship, then it would far surpass the levels of oedipus complex Shinji has ever gone through.
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Voted in college to be Most likely to Take Over the World, how to do that however, will require at least Four Evangelions. Thanks for the idea Misato-san!
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." Said at the beginning of the nuclear age by J. Robert Oppenheimer.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Words of Wisdom from German Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.
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Yes I was going to bring up that point plus its like the Terminator thing except your switching adult Kyle Reese out for John Connor and sending John back. Hence Mari's tag line is "Oh hi Mom I'm from the far future I came back in time to look after you in the past, but I kind of fell in love with you and had gay sex with you while I was waiting for dad to drop from space 14 years on." and the more I write this the more uncomfortable I feel so I'm gonna stop now as I'm not a fan of incest regardless of gender or sexuality.
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Sequel As The Divine Light Breaks For download version please go to AO3
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I'm surprised this isn't fanfiction already. I mean, she inherited her mother's anger, and her father's... incestuousness? Is that even a word? And before anyone else says the pun, yes, if the theory is true, then incest would run in the family
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"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Words of Wisdom from German Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.
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Misato's father (christened Akira by our EvaGeeks overlord, Reichu) being Adam/Kaworu's donor is favorite theory because it just makes sense, IMHO. Misato says Kaji reminds her of her father and Kaworu has some Kaji-esque traits, which means he must have SOME resemblance to her father.
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Shinji "..."
Asuka "BAKA-SHINJI YOU DID WHAT?!?!"
(Later in the night)
Asuka "Baka-Shinji, I think we shouldn't create time paradoxes, and I kinda like that annoying Four Eyes, so maybe..."
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But that would be a predestination paradox. Her going back in time and saying she is their daughter leads to her conception. By trying to avoid the paradox, they create the paradox.
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"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." Said at the beginning of the nuclear age by J. Robert Oppenheimer.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Words of Wisdom from German Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.
Voted in college to be Most likely to Take Over the World, how to do that however, will require at least Four Evangelions. Thanks for the idea Misato-san!
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." Said at the beginning of the nuclear age by J. Robert Oppenheimer.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Words of Wisdom from German Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.
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