Wevangeliwon aims for G rating?! (APRIL FOOLS JOKE)

Discussion of the new series of Evangelion movies ( "Evangelion Shin Gekijōban", meaning "Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition"). The final instalment made its debut in Japan on March 8, 2021.

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Postby BrikHaus » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:56 pm

Reichu wrote:
BrikHaus81 wrote:It's about time Shinji got some action. If not from Asuka, then Misato, or maybe even (gasp) Mana!

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If Mana turns out to be the new character to the films, I would most likely cream my pants. Ok, ok, ok, I know, maybe I enjoyed Girlfriend of Steel a little too much.
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Postby Ornette » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:07 pm

If they end up having Mana in rebuild, she better end up being an Angel

that turns into a flying pig

that turns into a mechanical flying pig

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Postby Reichu » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:40 pm

Ornette wrote:<snip>
that turns into a mechanical flying pig

And when one of the Evas jumps on her, the mechanical flying pig pops open and a little blue bird goes flying off.

BrikHaus81 wrote:If Mana turns out to be the new character to the films, I would most likely cream my pants. Ok, ok, ok, I know, maybe I enjoyed Girlfriend of Steel a little too much.

You and Jink need to get together.

If there is to be ANY rape in Webuild, it needs to be Yui-sama. Raping. Zeruel.

And once she's had her fill, she bites his head off.
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Postby slothen » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:20 am

this thread just got awesome.
God, Apparently you all have been discussing Q since November. Catching up on the discussion is harrowing.

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Postby Gendo'sPapa » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:01 am

I used to think rape was funny. Til I was raped. You ever been raped by a dog? I think thats what hells like, you know, constantly being raped by dogs.


I'm just a dog. All I know is ball good...and RAPE.

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Postby Szmitten » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:17 am

I'm glad to see my macro image being put to use.

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Postby Reichu » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:06 am

Szmitten wrote:I'm glad to see my macro image being put to use.

Szmitten=TS Scorpio?
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Postby Szmitten » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:58 am

Reichu wrote:
Szmitten wrote:I'm glad to see my macro image being put to use.

Szmitten=TS Scorpio?


Yes. I'd screenshot my control panel for proof but I'm too lazy at the moment.

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Postby Reichu » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:56 pm

Szmitten wrote:
Reichu wrote:Szmitten=TS Scorpio?

Yes. I'd screenshot my control panel for proof but I'm too lazy at the moment.

Why the hell are you "Szmitten" here? "TS Scorpio" is, like, twenty times cooler! And its pronunciation is much more intuitive!

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:17 pm

Image but I Image and Image at everything Image.

Heh, outgrows Ogata's vocal range....Not if Hentai has anything to say about it! *ahem*

Like I stated before, Mana probably won't appear in Webuild. Leave the Shinji-waping to Asuka/Rei/Misato all at once!!!* :shock:

*Actually, that sounds like a really disturbing nightmare he'd have. Screaming, he'd wake up in a sweat, "It was all a dream...", only to turn around and discover the cliche "or WAS it?!"

.....*cough* I swear 'll stop now. I think I've been ODing on reading too much H lately. ^^;
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Postby Hunter21 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:41 pm

If Mana is in Webuild I will fly over to Japan and burn Gainax to the ground.
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Postby Hexon.Arq » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:35 pm

Reichu wrote:
Ornette wrote:<snip>
that turns into a mechanical flying pig

And when one of the Evas jumps on her, the mechanical flying pig pops open and a little blue bird goes flying off.


Flicky reference. Nice.

Mmmno, I don't have anything to contribute to the thread.

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Postby Millions Livio » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:15 pm

I am in favor of rape in the movies.

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Postby Hexon.Arq » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:42 pm

Millions Livio wrote:I am in favor of rape in the movies.


Tentacle rape.

And a pony.

And a Fat Albert cameo.

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Postby NAveryW » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:10 am

So I guess the "on-topic" topic of this thread is now officially rape?

It'll be kind of hard for the movies to have rape with a G-rating...




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Postby Hunter21 » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:58 pm

There is no topic in this thread anymore. It should be locked.
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