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Postby Chuckman » Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:03 pm

She should have six arms. Now she's a squid, not a spider. Legs still count as limbs.
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Postby PanzerEVA » Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:22 am

Well spiders do have two arm like things near their mouth called palps.
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Postby Chuckman » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:53 am

But they're not legs!
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Postby amitakartok » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:41 am

And Asuka's not a spider.
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Postby Bagheera » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:53 am

Does it even matter? Fic hasn't been updated for weeks, so the point seems to be moot.
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Postby driftking18594 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:16 pm

View Original PostPanzerEVA wrote:Well spiders do have two arm like things near their mouth called palps.


Kimouchi warui... *vomits*
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Postby Chuckman » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:10 pm

View Original PostBagheera wrote:Does it even matter? Fic hasn't been updated for weeks, so the point seems to be moot.


Arachnid anatomy always matters.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:55 pm

View Original PostBagheera wrote:Does it even matter? Fic hasn't been updated for weeks, so the point seems to be moot.


My fault! It's my fault: I'm an awful beta-reader. I got too busy, then too sick. It'll be in the author's hands tomorrow.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Postby ElMariachi » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:03 am

View Original PostChuckman wrote:She should have six arms. Now she's a squid, not a spider. Legs still count as limbs.

Besides, how the hell does eight arms fits in her figure?!
I can picture four arms à la Goro(or EVA-13), I can picture six arms(the last pair at the hips)... but I just can't see how there is place for eight arms! Did she grew the last pair on her shoulders like Bardiel or what?
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Postby PanzerEVA » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:13 am

^beats me mate
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Postby Chuckman » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:11 pm

Her arms are pretty skinny.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:18 pm

I'd imagine the webcomic 'Spinnerrette' would give us a good idea of how it might work, considering the heroine has six arms and room for more (she actually ends up with, like, twenty at one point).
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Postby ElMariachi » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:01 pm

^
I see... well I still think that 8 arms is too much... but that's not even the main problem, the main problem is the EIGHT. FUCKING. BREASTS!

Just what the fuck!
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:10 pm

Dodgeball would become a bit dicey, that's for sure.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Postby amitakartok » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:12 pm

...what's the point of this story again? Aside from the obvious fetish/titillation, I mean.
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Postby driftking18594 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:57 pm

View Original PostElMariachi wrote:^
I see... well I still think that 8 arms is too much... but that's not even the main problem, the main problem is the EIGHT. FUCKING. BREASTS!

Just what the fuck!


8 tits? OK, someone's been a loyal customer of Walter White. :lol:
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Postby Dream » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:13 pm

View Original PostElMariachi wrote:^
I see... well I still think that 8 arms is too much... but that's not even the main problem, the main problem is the EIGHT. FUCKING. BREASTS!

Just what the fuck!


Really? I don't remember any such thing in the fanfic, at least not from what i've read.
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Postby Guy Nacks » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:40 pm

View Original PostDream wrote:Really? I don't remember any such thing in the fanfic, at least not from what i've read.



Yeah....uh, I don't remember that either. And trust me, I would remember that sort of thing because tits.

One of my main philosophies of life is that everyone loves tits. No matter how old or young you are, whether you are a guy or girl. Everyone loves tits because everyone's, uh, utilized them when they were babies. If you were breastfed of course. But the female breast is a work of art that anyone could appreciate, whether they were breastfed or not.

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Postby Chuckman » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:56 pm

I just skimmed this, but I'm pretty sure I would have noticed that.
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Postby NemZ » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:08 pm

Yes, it was in there. WTF is anyone's guess.
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