What if Evangelion was Dubbed/Remixed by [Insert Company]

Okay, this is a parody topic. If you are not quite sure what that is, it's a topic created with light mockery in mind or what ifs... Basically in light of the dub topic, it was pointed out we've hit a new low, we can hit lower. However, there might come a time dubbing of Evangelion could be better.

Consider the following - if TOIE animation, Bandai or Fox Kids dubbed Evangelion? TOIE animation is famous for Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z and Digimon. Most of their animations are light hearted and focus on the power of friendship or groups of people working together. There's also that bit about power getting thrown into the works. So what happens? Eva Unit 01 suddenly gets a bunch of snazzy upgrades, lots of curvy armor and angles everywhere. I don't think NERV would be changed, at all - save for there might be back story and it wouldn't be for looks or keeping up appearances (something NERV is very good for).

If it were dubbed by Fox Kids or even Bandai, it would suck. Bandai gave us Sailor Moon Live Action before it was even a concept thought up by the Japanese. Corny catchphrases, bad humor, bad voice acting, and bad commercials to go with it. The sad thing is? This would be the very best show on Saturday Mornings/Weekday Afternoons. Imagine Evangelion hacked to pieces Shinji is the secondary character, and Asuka is seen as the main. Don't ask me how they got away with it, I heard they show the episodes out of order and omit others entirely. I really hated it when they COMBINED episodes.

What about yours? What company do you think could have made a better jof of dubbing or even creating/remixing Evangelion? These other companies do have their work cut out for them, this is Gainax creators of Evangelion, that we're comparing to. Do get your creativity on, I'd personally like to read something that doesn't involve overly analytical abstract of NGE.

4Kids dub of Evangelion.

Especially End.

"Misato and Ayanami scare me."

THE END.

Honestly, I don't think I'd want Evangelion to be dubbed anywhere other than Texas. When you want voice actors who sound like actual, everyday people, you turn to Texas, and I can't see any other approach doing Evangelion justice.

Hugh Laurie as Gendo. Although it is not "within the rearm of possibirity".

Dubbed by whoever dubbed Bakshi's movies.

I want to hear Evangelion redubbed by Rooster Teeth Productions or Fuzzy Door Productions.

Oh great, another what if x dubbed eva thread.

Apologies, I'm just being moody, I have no qualms, it just seems like de ja vu with the threads, that's all.