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NGE is like Seinfeld in that ordinary situations like "I can't get a date" and "my dad doesn't like me" lead to apocalyptic catastrophe.
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NGE is like Seinfeld in that ordinary situations like "I can't get a date" and "my dad doesn't like me" lead to apocalyptic catastrophe.
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Clones to the left of me, tsunderes to the right...and here I am, stuck in the middle with Shinji. - how I view my experience with Evangelion
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Current avatar: Don't mind Mr. Joel--after all, he didn't start the dumpster fire that is 2020.
Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly. - Franz Kafka
Clones to the left of me, tsunderes to the right...and here I am, stuck in the middle with Shinji. - how I view my experience with Evangelion
-When it comes to Asuka/Shinji, pre-EoE is like moving Mount Everest and post-EoE is like moving the Olympus Mons. Either way, it's moving a mountain. It's just the size of said mountain.-
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I spent that much on what!
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Ritsuko: It can't be...an Angel devoured an Eva? That's impossible!
Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
~Once again proving...you are what you eat.~
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It is unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
~Once again proving...you are what you eat.~
(After adding something sexual to a perfectly normal post) "Fixed." --Apparently everybody on this forum.
It is unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
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more people should read Dangan Ronpa
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"to solve a mystery sometimes you have to take risks. Isn't that right?"- Kyouko Kirigiri
more people should read Dangan Ronpa
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"Behold the great Ikari Master Plan™."
Terminally down bad for Asuka x Mari since 2013.
I just Shinji'd in my pants.
ONIAgent150 - "All hail driftking. May his horndoggery never end."
Chuckman - "You could ski on those boobs. Boob skis, man."
Catamari - "I'm shipping Shinji with his left hand."
A man can dream...
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Heh. I figure an arrow to the knee is the least of their worries.
Because, thanks to piloting EVA,
Shinji Ikari knows what it feels like:
…to have your left arm broken.
…to have a plasma lance drilled through your right eye and into your brain.
…to be inside a berserk Evangelion's mind. Twice.
…to twist and crush flesh with your bare hands.
…to experience a nuclear explosion from ground zero. Four times.
…to grip electrified cables with your bare hands.
…to have hot knives driven into your belly.
…to feel LCL boiling all about you and in your lungs and eyes.
…to have an Angel chewing on you.
…to dive naked into molten lava. And he did it willingly.
…to break the sound barrier face first.
…to bang your head repeatedly against metal plate.
And Rei Ayanami knows what it feels like:
…to be inside a berserk Evangelion's mind.
…to punch holes in metal plate with your bare hands.
…to have half the bones in your body broken—for real.
…to experience second degree burns over the entire forward half of your body.
…to experience a nuclear explosion from ground zero.
…to feel an Angel crawling inside your skin and making you move.
…to have your right arm blown off.
And Asuka Langley-Soryu knows what it feels like:
…to have an Angel chewing on you.
…to experience a nuclear explosion from ground zero. Three times.
…to experience acid burns over the entire rear half of your body.
(Credit Shadowjack, and this is only the score up to Episode 14... Did he ever finish an "UNPLEASANT Things" tally for the entire series?)
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