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Postby CJD » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:29 am

View Original PostSomeone wrote:WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...


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Postby Fireand'chutes77 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:23 am

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NGE is like Seinfeld in that ordinary situations like "I can't get a date" and "my dad doesn't like me" lead to apocalyptic catastrophe.

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Postby AngelNo13Bardiel » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:16 am

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Postby cd603 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:28 am

Evangelion is when you decide to get high off of Acid, LSD, and Cocain, sit down, read Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End, and at the end say "but why don't the aliens have robots???"

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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:36 am

I spent that much on what!
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Postby Viking » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:01 pm

Eva is a story with almost infinite meanings: every time you watch or think about it you can find a different one.

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Postby AshPhoenix » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:16 pm

"...and that's why you don't cross the streams."
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Postby Maya Ibuki » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:58 am

"Ritsuko Akagi... The truth is....."

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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:07 am

"I hate myself. But maybe I can learn to love myself." -Shinji Ikari
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Postby Aiko Heiwa » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:26 am

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Postby Final Messenger » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:05 am

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Postby Jayfive » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:11 am

"There is anime, then there is Eva".

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Postby driftking18594 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:20 pm

I used to be an Eva Pilot, then I took-
*gets kidnapped by Section-2 Anti-Skyrim Joke Division*

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Postby Fireand'chutes77 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:53 pm

View Original Postdriftking18594 wrote:I used to be an Eva Pilot, then I took-
*gets kidnapped by Section-2 Anti-Skyrim Joke Division*

Heh. I figure an arrow to the knee is the least of their worries.

Because, thanks to piloting EVA,

Shinji Ikari knows what it feels like:

…to have your left arm broken.
…to have a plasma lance drilled through your right eye and into your brain.
…to be inside a berserk Evangelion's mind. Twice.
…to twist and crush flesh with your bare hands.
…to experience a nuclear explosion from ground zero. Four times.
…to grip electrified cables with your bare hands.
…to have hot knives driven into your belly.
…to feel LCL boiling all about you and in your lungs and eyes.
…to have an Angel chewing on you.
…to dive naked into molten lava. And he did it willingly.
…to break the sound barrier face first.
…to bang your head repeatedly against metal plate.

And Rei Ayanami knows what it feels like:
…to be inside a berserk Evangelion's mind.
…to punch holes in metal plate with your bare hands.
…to have half the bones in your body broken—for real.
…to experience second degree burns over the entire forward half of your body.
…to experience a nuclear explosion from ground zero.
…to feel an Angel crawling inside your skin and making you move.
…to have your right arm blown off.

And Asuka Langley-Soryu knows what it feels like:
…to have an Angel chewing on you.
…to experience a nuclear explosion from ground zero. Three times.
…to experience acid burns over the entire rear half of your body.

(Credit Shadowjack, and this is only the score up to Episode 14... Did he ever finish an "UNPLEASANT Things" tally for the entire series?)
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Postby Nivek » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:05 pm

EVERYONE DIES!!!!!!!!!
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:13 pm

Everything You've Ever Dreamed.
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Postby Aiko Heiwa » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:25 pm

View Original PostNivek wrote:EVERYONE DIES!!!!!!!!!

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Postby CJD » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:32 pm

View Original PostNivek wrote:EVERYONE DIES!!!!!!!!!


Nobody dies in Evangelion.


...Except Kaji.

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Postby Sachi » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:45 pm

View Original PostCJD wrote:Nobody dies in Evangelion.


...Except Kaji.

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Postby symbv » Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:22 pm

View Original PostCJD wrote:Nobody dies in Evangelion.
...Except Kaji.

There is some truth in it :chinscratch:
I never thought I would come back to Evangelion after EoE,
But I discovered Re-Take (or it found me?) and
now here I am.
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