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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:04 pm    Post subject:
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Someone tried to break into the house last night. Hardly got any sleep with the police showing up and all. And I have homework I need to do before school on Monday. Fucking family vacation has ruined my entire break.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:15 pm    Post subject:
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Someone tried to break into the house last night. Hardly got any sleep with the police showing up and all. And I have homework I need to do before school on Monday. Fucking family vacation has ruined my entire break.

Sucks major ass man.

But at least no one was hurt right?

Right.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:24 pm    Post subject:
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Yeah, the alarm scared them off. I don't understand why they tried breaking into the house at 2:00 AM though; experienced burglars usually try in the middle of the day when no one is home.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject:
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Facebook is being very mean to me guys.

It keeps telling me people are liking my photos and commenting on them and commenting on my statusii (more like random bullshit i post for me though)

I see no new comments or likes.

What the Hell?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:39 pm    Post subject:
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Today, I found myself checking out Eva-01's ass.
FML.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:55 pm    Post subject:
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Yeah, the alarm scared them off. I don't understand why they tried breaking into the house at 2:00 AM though; experienced burglars usually try in the middle of the day when no one is home.


Well, at least you're okay, right? That's what counts. It's a smile.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:02 pm    Post subject:
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Today, I found myself checking out Eva-01's ass.
FML.

Congratulations. You are now a true EvaGeek.

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Anonymous (ID: Ktfq7Deo) 12/28/12(Fri)23:15:51 No.446946152 [Reply]
/b/ros im watching supernatural and it got me wondering do you think angels watch over us?

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Only while you're masturbating cause you make the funniest faces, you're boring as fuck the rest of time.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:37 am    Post subject:
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Today, I found myself checking out Eva-01's ass.
Time to point you in this direction.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:10 am    Post subject:
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Today, I found myself checking out Eva-01's ass.
FML.


One helluva one-liner from a newcomer.




Methinks of this:
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"This is NOT funny." Shinji grumbled to himself. "I swear, Ritsuko, I will get
you for this."

"Just concentrate, Shinji!" Ritsuko's voice ordered over the intercom.

"I DON'T HAVE TO!" Shinji finally yelled.

Unit 01 sat, slightly crouched in a seated position, with a determined look on
it's face. The purple armor on it's back-side had been unbolted, and the
mysterious organic buttocks of the Evangelion were left open for the world to
see.

Below, a large holding tank waited for whatever excretions came. The
technicians were laughing their asses off.

"We've been here for two hours, Ritsuko." Misato grumbled. "It's not going to
take a shit."

"Shinji..." Ritsuko said into the com link. "Some of that Angel's body is still
organically active. It may be able to regenerate. If we can't get it out of
EVA-01's system, there's no telling what might happen! You've got to do this!"

They watched from the control room. The EVA looked like it was trying to copy
"The Thinker" in the way it was seated on the support beams. Finally, however,
the massive robotic weapon stood defiantly without depositing anything into the
holding-tank.

Shinji was furious. "Listen, dammit. Listen like you have never listened to
anyone before in your entire life. My sync rate is not going to get any higher
today. I don't have to take a shit. My EVA does not have to take a shit.
Therefore, WE WILL NOT SHIT! Now GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Ritsuko sighed and pressed a button, muting the connection. "I say we flood the
LCL with laxative."

Misato, having quiet enough of it, reached over and pressed the technician
intercom switch. "Return EVA-01 to it's holding position. Get the pilot out of
there."

"What are you DOING!?" Ritsuko demanded.

"Ending Operation Number-Two." Misato replied. "Go ahead. Try to stop me."

The blonde-haired scientist finally conceded, and slumped in her chair. "Fine.
We'll try again two days from now."

From http://www.studioshinnyo.com/txt/casanova.txt

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:31 pm    Post subject:
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Depression-bomb hitting me. Probably due to family stress (Everybody being down about Grandpa being gone as well as financial worries since the trip was so unexpected with the job market still sucking) and crappy Upstate NY weather compared to sunny California. (The sunset being at 4PM (NY) versus 6-7PM (CA) is a huge difference. At least I have a lightbox but it only helps so much.)

What really sucks is knowing the depression/anxiety is hitting you and there not being much you can do about it as the hopelessness/helplessness swallows you whole. (Obviously there's therapy+meds, I mean in terms of MENTALLY how you're left feeling.)

At least the above post regarding Eva-01 taking a shit got a chuckle out of me.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:45 pm    Post subject:
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Remember, no matter how crappy your life is, there will be someone with an even crappier life.

Seriously, we got your back.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:08 pm    Post subject:
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Oh, I know. It's just annoying as fuck when I already have a hard enough time getting motivated as it is (some of it's ADD (seriously), some of it's NOT taking things one-thing-at-a-time as I should), but depression spells (I've had depression/anxiety since I was 14; I'm 26 now. It comes and goes.) make it worse. Find myself having complete lack of interest in any various Eva-related projects of mine. (All long-term stuff. One is a fanfiction-turned-something else (either regular or online visual novel) idea, I don't know yet. Another is finishing up a doujinshi translation for a friend and the rest is mainly some stuff for EGF (translating shit for the wiki. And of course my long-neglected baby concurrency project since I don't have the Programs needed for the latter). And believe you me, I do have other interests outside of Eva, I just don't have much motivation OR $ for them.

Thoughts are all scattered about today. I haven't felt like doing much of anything. Fucking weather and the days being so damn short. (Seriously. There's something to "On sunny days, you feel good. On rainy days, you feel down. Once you've been taught that, you make yourself believe that's how you should feel.", but SAD does--annoyingly--exist.)

At least I have a light-box (used it in California for my depression; I forgot all about it when I moved back East) which can alleviate the feelings somewhat.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:14 pm    Post subject:
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Remember, no matter how crappy your life is, there will be someone with an even crappier life.

Not to criticize you in particular (because I know how standard a response this is), but I've never understood how this was supposed to comfort anyone. It only makes me feel worse, because it reminds me that however bad I have it, 1) I have no right to complain 2) I am less deserving of sympathy than the millions of others who have it worse 3) if I'm not careful it could get yet worse.

Like seriously. First of all, knowing that other people are out there suffering even worse than I am is no consolation. We are expected to be saddened, not comforted, by stories of Nazi cruelty and images of starving Somalis. But secondly, what I would rather hear is that it's never gotten worse than I've got it -- that there's pretty much nowhere for me to go but up, that my bad luck is an extreme anomaly so I shouldn't expect it to get much worse.

What's always uplifted me personally are stories where people's bad situations have gotten better. Things like stories about veterans who lose three limbs but walk out of the hospital as able-bodied prosthetics-enhanced individuals. Or stories about people who are like me but were able to either solve their problem or learn to live with it in a way that I could too (such as by determination as opposed to dumb luck).

But being told that at least I'm not, I dunno, paralyzed or blind? Makes me more neurotic than anything, because I am reminded that that much could still happen.

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1) I have no right to complain 2) I am less deserving of sympathy than the millions of others who have it worse 3) if I'm not careful it could get yet worse.


That's what makes me comforted. I guess it depends on your mental influences. For me, motivation comes from assertion. "Beating shall continue until morale improves," is something my dad always said. For me, what I said is a euphemistic version of "Quit your bitching, you've got ways to go until you hit rock bottom. Now get your ass in gear before I do!" But I can understand how that makes others feel worse.

Here, have happy music.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:54 pm    Post subject:
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View Original Post soul.assassin wrote:
One helluva one-liner from a newcomer.




Methinks of this:

From http://www.studioshinnyo.com/txt/casanova.txt

I lolled so hard at that.
It was this particular screencap, in case you're curious.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:57 pm    Post subject:
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That's what makes me comforted. I guess it depends on your mental influences. For me, motivation comes from assertion. "Beating shall continue until morale improves," is something my dad always said. For me, what I said is a euphemistic version of "Quit your bitching, you've got ways to go until you hit rock bottom. Now get your ass in gear before I do!" But I can understand how that makes others feel worse.

AH HAH HAH!! OH GOD, I JUST CAN'T IT!!!

Finally, I met one! A person for whom that kind of thing actually works. Didn't think they were out there.
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Here, have happy music.

Happy feet... I've got those happy feet... (Well, pretend, anyway.) Raise it up!

I feel better already!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:59 pm    Post subject:
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@Xacebans - Oh baby.

I failed a test in World History Honours today. It sucks because I am so good at history man.

Frigging Roman Empire.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:01 pm    Post subject:
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Noticed this when looking for something, figured I'd pass it on to make y'all laugh:


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I lolled so hard at that.

As did I, except that it reads like someone replaced all instances of "Asuka" with "Shinji" and "Eva-02" with "Eva-01". I can't picture Shinji reacting that way to that kind of situation.

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Also, I've been feeling kind of under-the-weather today.

So I think I'm going to curl up under my blankets and go have a nice nap.

Maybe later I'll have a nice cup of chicken noodle soup.

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have a nice nap aiko.It's a smile.

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