If the angels could talk (baring 17) what would they say?

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Postby reagen » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:30 pm

Gaghiel: Whatever happened to that Ahab dude?
She Smell Like Angels Ought To Smell
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Postby Faußtin » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:28 am

*Ireul, after finding it's way into Gendo's PC*
Ireul: What a pimp... sheesh...

*Same Angel, when it is being "killed"*
Ireul: Yaay! I'm getting even more l33t!!! :D
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Postby the3rdchildren » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:43 am

Faußtin wrote:*Ireul, after finding it's way into Gendo's PC*
Ireul: What a pimp... sheesh...


That's what most of the MAGI's power is for, storing Gendo's immense porn collection.

And he needs such a collection. Remember, he's rubbing for two.
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Postby Israfel777 » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:04 am

the3rdchildren wrote:
Faußtin wrote:*Ireul, after finding it's way into Gendo's PC*
Ireul: What a pimp... sheesh...


That's what most of the MAGI's power is for, storing Gendo's immense porn collection.

And he needs such a collection. Remember, he's rubbing for two.


All I can say is, "lol".

How about:

*Bardiel-Cloud Form*
Bardiel: "Why a cloud?! As if this could possibly get any more embarrassing."
*Eva-03 passes by*
Bardiel: "Yay! F--- this cloud, I'd rather be something better."

Or:

Bardiel: "Oh, there's a kid in here. At least he can't see me." :)

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Postby BobBQ » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:49 pm

I'll give a virtual cookie to anyone who gets the reference in this one.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:03 pm

the3rdchildren wrote:And he needs such a collection. Remember, he's rubbing for two.


On the *ahem* other hand...
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Postby Space Penis » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:18 pm

*Asuka shoots at Zeruel*

Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me!

*Slicey-dicey*

I'm the JUGGERNAUGHT, BITCH!
Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise!

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Postby BobBQ » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:34 pm

Sachiel: "So then... He comes in there, and I said 'look, bitch; I'm Rick James'... and smacked him! Heh, heh, heh, heh."

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Postby Faußtin » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:38 am

Mr. Tines wrote:
the3rdchildren wrote:And he needs such a collection. Remember, he's rubbing for two.


On the *ahem* other hand...

:lol: I've seen that a couple of times, but its still hilarious. *Raises hat to Reichu*

Adam (to Gendo): Don't even think of doing that!
Or
Adam (EOE, in Ayanami): Haaahhh... I'm melting... ^^;
Or
Adam (to Gendo): Hey, bro, its kinda smelly under this goddamn gloves... you could at least clean them, if you can't wash your hand! :P :wink
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Postby Mundane » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:31 pm

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Postby Six Winged Angel » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:18 pm

Eva-01: Oh man, I can't hold it anymore! I need toilet paper!!

Zeruel: Here, I got some :twisted:

Eva-01: OUCH! X.X
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Postby Kaworu06 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:07 am

:fuyu_facepalm: :zer_sweatdrop: :zer_sweatdrop:


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Postby Someone » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:21 am

View Original Postthe3rdchildren wrote:I think pretty much all of them would say:

"And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!"


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Postby AshPhoenix » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:44 pm

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Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
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Postby SaVaGe » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:02 pm

Ramiel:"FUUUCK YOUUUU"

That's basically what comes to mind whenever he shoots off his uber lazer.
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Postby Nivek » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:40 pm

"Where all da white women at?"
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Postby Kendrix » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:42 pm

Well, Armisael did establish quite some rapport with Rei, Leliel and Arael (the little girl at the end) are debatable cases, but yeah... the rest probably saw no need for comunication, their only interest in humanity was to make them go kaboom.
I guess Zeruel (who showed signs of real antipathy beyond just 'sploding humans for survival) would tell everyone to go and die in an impossibly masculine, GAR-ish way. The guy just reeks of machismo XD

Oh, and of course, Rebuild!Sahaquiel would go: "I want to hold your haaaaaaaand!" ;)
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:31 pm

Adam: What the hell are these tiny life forms doing on MY planet? Activate Anti-AT Field! BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUM! *explodes*

Lilith: Owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe owe! Never make an Eva from me again!......... OWE! I AM SO USING MY ANTI-AT FIELD WHEN I FIND MY SOUL!

Sachiel: Owe, my face is hurt. *grows new face* There we go!

Shamshel: You're gonna need a bigger gun.

Ramiel: Judgment: Thy name is thunder! THUNDER BREAK!

Gaghiel: *Munches on Unit 02* Wait, you're not my mommy! I kill you now!

Israfel: *Unit 02 splits him in half* Owe, now I have a splitting headache.
Kou: I kill you now!
Otsu: Cool, I'll get the other guy.

Sandalphon: Yummy, lunch!

Matariel: Dipping the acid, dipping the acid, I should write a song about this.

Sahaquiel: HIKARI NI NARE! *gets caught by Unit 01* I guess it would be better to yell it or have an actual hammer. Hope Sunrise gets an idea from this phrase.

Ireul: How the hell did no one else think of this method?

Leliel: I'm hungry.

Bardiel: One two Bardy's coming for you! Three four better lock your door! Five six you won't need a crucifix! Seven eight this Eva is bait! Nine ten be disturbed by angel talk again!

Zeruel: BOOM! BANG! ZOOM! BWAH! *Unit 00 runs over with N2 mine* Hi Alex Gundam! Wait, wrong machine.

Arael: This is what humans think about? Ew, now I'm not going down there.

Armisael: I so alone, I sad now. *Fuses to Unit 00* Hi Lilith! Wait, you lost your memories. Oh well, mind if I borrow the Adam shadow?
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Postby TehDonutKing » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:47 pm

Sachiel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1n7U7Dvsco
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