As for the last question, my response: "I have no fucking idea."
_________________ Your primary source of one-note, watered-down, vapid nothingness on EGF.
"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it." - Confucius
"All styles are good except the tiresome kind." - Voltaire
Well, if the sex thing is fascinating all of you, then I think I can allow myself to give you some numbers. However, I will not be naming names. Predictably, a lot of people had no answer for the last question, because if EGF was a woman she would be an overweight, homely slug-like creature with acne on her butt. I also didn't bother to separate the joke answers from the serious answers, because I think it's more fun that way.
I have to warn you. The numbers will bore you, amuse you, shock you, then bore you again.
I will not be sharing any more findings with you. I'll have you all know, that I posses at least an entire ounce of journalistic integrity in my body.
_________________ "I hate the abortion debate. I am not pro-life or pro-choice... how the fuck can you have two pros to a debate? Hell, I'm anti-life and anti-choice. All babies should be aborted and you have no choice in the matter" -Bomby
"At this point, we've stopped discussing Eva as a work of art in favor of discussing it as a work of autism." -Ran1
"...I finally succumbed to Muggy's honeydripping perversions and embraced my hidden gay self..." -Xard
"The real question is, when will the Goo Goo Dolls team up with Lady Gaga? Then we can have Goo Goo Gaga, and the baby-talk-ification of pop culture will be complete." -Seele00TextOnly
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You're our queen. We only have sex with you for reproductive purposes to further the survival of the cult colony.
_________________ Cinelogue & Forced Perspective Cinema
^ Writing as Jonathan Henderson ^
We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James
Anonymous (ID: Ktfq7Deo) 12/28/12(Fri)23:15:51 No.446946152 [Reply]
/b/ros im watching supernatural and it got me wondering do you think angels watch over us?
Anonymous (ID: H1MW4R4p) 12/28/12(Fri)23:18:08 No.446946578
Only while you're masturbating cause you make the funniest faces, you're boring as fuck the rest of time.
Elapsam semel occasionem non ipse potest Iuppiter reprehendere.
I think O-sama just needed to take a break from the forum. I'm sure she'll come back one day and tell us all about what she's been doing in the meantime, in the requisite horrifying, fascinating, perverse detail.
MugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:
if EGF was a woman she would be an overweight, homely slug-like creature with acne on her butt.
She looks just like her mom!
And only one person picked me? I guess I'm relieved.
Something tells me that the Forced Perspective staff will end up having some rather interesting sexual relationships with each other. (Regardless of whether they professed their lust in the questionnaire or not.)
Eva Yojimbo wrote:
You're our queen. We only have sex with you for reproductive purposes to further the survival of the cult colony.
If only you knew what horrors you just unleashed within my brain. Even I cannot fully grasp the magnitude of such incredible grotesqueries at this time.
Hmm, if nothing else, I ought to update my sig...
_________________ -- Rachel K. Clark (a.k.a. "Reichu") Avatar: Shinji's mummy Shinji needs to be cool like Kaji and grow some melons. -Dr. Nick I shall file this under things that were never given much thought by the production team. -Anonymous_Evafan Farmer Hoggett knew that little ideas that tickled and nagged and refused to go away should never be ignored, for in them lie the seeds of destiny. -Narrator, "Babe"
Firefox. It wasn't a crash, it was an accidental close of the whole browser, and thus I can't just 'unclose' the tab.
_________________ "IGNORE ME!"- The Galactic Inquisitor Evangelion is "the equivalent of throwing an Abnormal Psych textbook into a woodchipper, gathering up the little scraps, and pasting them together with robot violence and flaming airborne crosses."- Wax Banks
If only you knew what horrors you just unleashed within my brain. Even I cannot fully grasp the magnitude of such incredible grotesqueries at this time.
Hmm, if nothing else, I ought to update my sig...
Knowing your grotesque imagination I'm not surprised that struck a nerve. Glad I could be of assistance.
_________________ Cinelogue & Forced Perspective Cinema
^ Writing as Jonathan Henderson ^
We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James
okay there's ran1 of course but I don't know how I should feel about there being some other nutcase in here
at least I can be sure they're joke answers but still, this is somewhat unsettling...
_________________ ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere. Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard! And don't forget to wear the Ran mask. Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
ランカちゃん可愛いすぎるランカちゃん (*´Д｀*)ﾊｧﾊｧ
TDSA: I stopped getting off at things when I lost TK
Anonymous 02/11/11(Fri)12:41 No.45841704: Evageeks is a terrible terrible piece of shit populated by uneducated autists scribbling nonsense about nothing.
You're our queen. We only have sex with you for reproductive purposes to further the survival of the cult colony.
Reichu wrote:
If only you knew what horrors you just unleashed within my brain. Even I cannot fully grasp the magnitude of such incredible grotesqueries at this time.
I just had a vision of Bug City crossed with Space Hulk. That's fic-worthy on its own.
_________________ I pledge aloofness to the fags of the United States of Unbearable and to the repugnance with which it plans; damnation, under fog, indescribable, with leprosy and jaundice for all.
I have a head full of ideas that are driving me insane and a mouthful of... *munch-munch* New York-style soft-crust pizza.
(Don't) Excuse Me UhClem, But You're (Not) Making the Doctor (Un)Happy.
Humiliatingly honest version of EGF Consensual STD Transfer Form has been sent
_________________ ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere. Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard! And don't forget to wear the Ran mask. Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
ランカちゃん可愛いすぎるランカちゃん (*´Д｀*)ﾊｧﾊｧ
TDSA: I stopped getting off at things when I lost TK
Anonymous 02/11/11(Fri)12:41 No.45841704: Evageeks is a terrible terrible piece of shit populated by uneducated autists scribbling nonsense about nothing.
The other day I made some people onm the forum have a personality collapse from a really bad movie. You should have my character try to talk people into watching this in the story.
I've had many changes of plans since I last bumped this thing. As grateful as I am for all of your generous personal contributions, I've decided that it would be for the best if I didn't persue any of you any farther than I already have. I might change my mind again, in the future, and reply with genuine follow-up questions, but right now, I would prefer to just having the bare minimum to work with, so I that this thing can unfold organically. I am, after-all, not a vampire seeking out lost souls for nourishment.
I've been neglecting work on my EGF book, because I've wanted to work on other projects. Some of you have read the fruits of my labors, so you know what I'm talking about. My friend has also finally started filming the movie I co-wrote with him, so in the coming weeks, I'll be rushing to rewrite large chunks of the script in-between weekends, because that's the only time we can afford to film. I also need to start adapting that screenplay into my first attempt at a publishable novel. (Ideally, the EGF book will be my third.) However, I decided that I didn't have enough on my plate, so while I'm doing all that stuff, I dared myself to have a presentable opening to the EGF book within a month.
Yes, a month. I want to have a few opening chapters posted on the forum by July 21nd. After that, I will make slow, uneven updates, as I'll be mostly working on the book in-between other things. Experience has shown me that rewriting novel-length pieces, and checking for grammar and consistency, is tedious, so I'll need to take breaks where I actually write new material. Fortunately, I loathe my friends, and they're off going to school and getting laid anyway, so fuck those guys. I will be happy doing nothing but writing, when I'm not working or working out. I want to feel what Lynch felt when he was filming Eraserhead, while living and sleeping on the set. I want to live l'artiste de la vie. I won't consider myself a loser until I'm twenty-five and still living at home.
Anyway, this crucial update is important, because I've finally, finally given all of the characters names, and that's the hardest part. Now that I have all the surrogate identities labeled, I can start to develop them more concretely in relationship to eachother. My names are very hit and miss, so I'm going to post the list, just for a few days, and you can voice any objections you may have. I'm deleting it soon, because I originally wasn't going to post it at all. I wanted the names to be a surprise. However, I'm pretty fucking insecure, so here it is anyway.
Evergreen Furrow Character Sheet II Spoiler:
Deleted. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Coming up with this many names in the time-span that I did, was the creative equivalent of jerking of twelve times in one day. By the end, I was shooting dust. Some follow patterns, and incorporate symbols, while others are completely random. Feel free to suggest any changes, and, again, if I'm missing anybody important, do speak up. I did get a bit tired towards the bottom, because I've never forced myself to come up with over thirty original names in one night. Thank God for BehindTheName.com. I'm starting a religion for that website.
_________________ "I hate the abortion debate. I am not pro-life or pro-choice... how the fuck can you have two pros to a debate? Hell, I'm anti-life and anti-choice. All babies should be aborted and you have no choice in the matter" -Bomby
"At this point, we've stopped discussing Eva as a work of art in favor of discussing it as a work of autism." -Ran1
"...I finally succumbed to Muggy's honeydripping perversions and embraced my hidden gay self..." -Xard
"The real question is, when will the Goo Goo Dolls team up with Lady Gaga? Then we can have Goo Goo Gaga, and the baby-talk-ification of pop culture will be complete." -Seele00TextOnly
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_________________ ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere. Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard! And don't forget to wear the Ran mask. Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
ランカちゃん可愛いすぎるランカちゃん (*´Д｀*)ﾊｧﾊｧ
TDSA: I stopped getting off at things when I lost TK
Anonymous 02/11/11(Fri)12:41 No.45841704: Evageeks is a terrible terrible piece of shit populated by uneducated autists scribbling nonsense about nothing.
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_________________ I never thought I would come back to Evangelion after EoE,
But I discovered Re-Take (or it found me?) and
now here I am.
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Although names aren't much to go by at this point, I've observed that no-one in your list appears to be rated by family names, and furthermore, that everyone's family names are a little too unique. If you want (y)our characters to be easily identifiable, I'd suggest using blander surnames or names that sound like they come from the same place - so we can focus on first-names, and also, so you can save the exotic-sounding names for people you want to stand out.
Also, are you at any decision as to the population of the town? I mean, if it's only going to be a few hundred, having the film crew as 'Evergreen Furrow’s Premier Film Review Publication' becomes null for being the only one there. Now that I'm on the topic of the blog, I think you should consider adapting us into the EverGreen Furrow Newspaper (every town should has a local newspaper, right?), and have the film-culture be an 'aside' to that - this way, you have the opportunity to for the opinionated people to show their opinion on everything in the town.
I guess I'm rattling on now...
Sounds like you have a good plan.
_________________ Currently on A Slice of Acuity: ... Avatar: Teletha 'Tessa' Testarossa
My head, mostly. Some are terrible puns, some are references, and some I just slapped together at the last second. I'd like to thank Esselfortium, Seele00TextOnly, Anti-Goth Legendary, Sachi, and anyone else in Eva-RP who I'm forgetting. They all gave me suggestions, helped me while I was slogging through this mess, and are all-around beautiful souls. Some of the more foreign ones I pieced together out of refuse I found in Google translator. Speaking of which . . .
Xard wrote:
oh god wat
Does your name, Oz's name, and Dr. Nick's name sound strange in Finnish? I guess it doesn't matter much, seeing as most of my English names sound strange in English, but I'm curious.
Xard wrote:
sounds like character frm Forgotten Realms
Yeah, I didn't want to bother Ornette, and ask him any unnecessary questions, so I just made his character Mongolian for no reason. In fact, I made a lot of characters a lot of things for no reason.
EvangelionFan wrote:
If you want (y)our characters to be easily identifiable, I'd suggest using blander surnames or names that sound like they come from the same place - so we can focus on first-names, and also, so you can save the exotic-sounding names for people you want to stand out.
I'm not too concerned about who stands out. The characters who stand out, will be the ones who do things. At this point, I don't think more than half of these characters will have more than one scene, but that could change. I also don't particularly want people to sound like they're from the same place. EGF is a mish-mash of cultures, and for reasons I will not divulge at the moment, they emigrated from all over the world, and I want it to sound that way. I do agree that some of the names are clunky, and I want to iron those out.
For example, you're from Australia, so I had a strange compulsion to name you after a jelly-fish. That makes no sense, and I don't really want it to.
EvangelionFan wrote:
Also, are you at any decision as to the population of the town? I mean, if it's only going to be a few hundred, having the film crew as 'Evergreen Furrow’s Premier Film Review Publication' becomes null for being the only one there.
Well, I always saw it as abject, unwarranted pretension. Nobody actually reads the magazine, and they're going bankrupt. A good deal of the film crew's plots will involve ways to stay in print and preserve their hypocrisy integrity.
EvangelionFan wrote:
Now that I'm on the topic of the blog, I think you should consider adapting us into the EverGreen Furrow Newspaper (every town should has a local newspaper, right?), and have the film-culture be an 'aside' to that - this way, you have the opportunity to for the opinionated people to show their opinion on everything in the town.
I do like the idea of making NemZ,the editor of the paper, into a Faustian character, who wants to buy out the film magazine. Maybe he can even be like Gail Wynand, and he only wants to buy them out, so he can get them to shut the fuck up. Yes, I like where this is going.
_________________ "I hate the abortion debate. I am not pro-life or pro-choice... how the fuck can you have two pros to a debate? Hell, I'm anti-life and anti-choice. All babies should be aborted and you have no choice in the matter" -Bomby
"At this point, we've stopped discussing Eva as a work of art in favor of discussing it as a work of autism." -Ran1
"...I finally succumbed to Muggy's honeydripping perversions and embraced my hidden gay self..." -Xard
"The real question is, when will the Goo Goo Dolls team up with Lady Gaga? Then we can have Goo Goo Gaga, and the baby-talk-ification of pop culture will be complete." -Seele00TextOnly
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I'd like to thank Esselfortium, Seele00TextOnly, Anti-Goth Legendary, Sachi, and anyone else in Eva-RP who I'm forgetting. They... are all-around beautiful souls.
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