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child of Lilith · Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:11 pm Post subject:

I think the idea is for you to put down what you feel like. You could even leave it blank if you want.

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BrikHaus wrote:

I like it when brand new members of the forum and/or people who have bland personalities say stuff like, "I hope you do a good job portraying me in the story!"

Meh, I guess you're right. I know I haven't been the most forthcoming person on here, so I will refrain from this proceeding as a whole. Honestly, I don't see a place for me in such a sure-to-be-wild creative work. Though, I am sure Mugwump could have figured out a way for me to come alive. He is very good.

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child of Lilith · Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:17 pm Post subject:

I think you should go for it. It's not as if Mugwump doesn't know who you are. In fact I think he's mentioned you in conjunction with the book in the past. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

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MugwumpHasNoLiver · Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:25 pm Post subject:

planet news wrote:

I know I haven't been the most forthcoming person on here, so I will refrain from this proceeding as a whole.

You're going in my book, even if I have to drive to your home, knock down your door, and waterboard you with the fluids from my dick.

Also, thank you.

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MugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:

If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?:

About how much money are we talking about, here?

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MugwumpHasNoLiver · Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:06 am Post subject:

This much.

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Xeroko · Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:10 pm Post subject:

Sent it!

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gatotsu911 · Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:15 pm Post subject:

I hope you do a good job portraying me in the story!

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EvangelionFan · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:57 am Post subject:

Questionairre submitted.

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**Xard** · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:19 am Post subject:

Quote:

If you could screw one person on EGF, who would it be?:
Why?:

BUT THIS PLACE IS SAUSAGE FEST!!!

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child of Lilith · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:26 am Post subject:

So?

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GasmaskAvenger · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:31 am Post subject:

just sent mine

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**Xard** · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:47 am Post subject:

child of Lilith wrote:

So?

as surprisingly straight male my options are rather limited (though really, that should be "if you had to" instead of "could", you guys are way too 3D

)

I mean, of course I would've chosen ran1 but he has been banned so... doushio~ (Source: Internets.)

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MugwumpHasNoLiver · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:12 am Post subject:

Xard wrote:

I mean, of course I would've chosen ran1 but he has been banned so...

Don't worry, Xard. Something tells me than Ran would have chosen you, as well.

That something was probably Ran himself, because, despite being banned, he was the first person to have filled out my questionnaire. Touching really, that really says something about his dedication, to . . . I don't know, either you or this forum.

In any case, I would like to thank everyone who's filled that little bitch out. I didn't expect to get so many replies so quickly. I'm flattered, and quite frankly a little bit disturbed that EGF has so many attention whores supporters of literature. Let me just say that only a fraction of people who've filled it out have reported back to this thread to inform the rest of you, and thank goodness for that! If everyone did, this would go down in infamy as EGF's fastest growing spam thread.

I'm going to keep all the earnest information private, but I just want to say that some of you have really surprised me, while others have proven yourselves to be just as boring as I imagined you to be. I'd also like to add, that those of you who I didn't name in the character sheet, but want to be in the book, should just abandon all reservations you might have and PM me anyway. A couple people I hardly know have shared with me some very interesting tidbits that make me want to pursue them (non-sexually) in more detail.

I just want to give everyone a heads-up. I'm going to reply to each and every one who's filled out the questionnaire, and ask some follow-up questions. Some of it is going to be clarification from questions that were already answered, and some of it is going to be forum-specific stuff. I imagine I will be literally having about twenty fascinating conversations at the same time, so be patient if it takes me a while to respond.

Again, thanks everyone, and I hope to hear from a lot more of you.

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**NemZ** · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:44 am Post subject:

Was in the middle of a huge PM response to the questionnaire and accidentally closed the browser instead of a window.

For when the apoplexy becomes too powerful for words alone.

For when the apoplexy becomes too powerful for words alone.

I'll get back to you later.

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BrikHaus · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:51 am Post subject:

gatotsu911 wrote:

I hope you do a good job portraying me in the story!

bastard...

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Eva Yojimbo · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 5:16 pm Post subject:

MugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:

while others have proven yourselves to be just as boring as I imagined you to be.

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**Reichu** · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 5:28 pm Post subject:

Xard wrote:

BUT THIS PLACE IS SAUSAGE FEST!!!

Which means the males who answered the question but didn't want to profess their gay love for Muggy or Ornette or Brik or whoever didn't have many options. Which means that I'm one of those options. Which means that I've probably been chosen a few times by now.

BUT BY WHOM, DAMMIT? WHOM?

NemZ wrote:

Was in the middle of a huge PM response to the questionnaire and accidentally closed the browser instead of a window.

What lame-o browser are you using?

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**Sachi** · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:24 pm Post subject:

Reichu wrote:

Which means that I'm one of those options. Which means that I've probably been chosen a few times by now.

BUT BY WHOM, DAMMIT? WHOM?

I wonder...

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EvangelionFan · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:58 pm Post subject:

Reichu wrote:

BUT BY WHOM, DAMMIT? WHOM?

Why, who did you pick?

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Trajan · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:01 pm Post subject:

I too have filled out a form.

As for the last question, my response: "I have no fucking idea."

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