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I originally posted this over at ANF in two seperate posts...and its so stupid I don't want to post it on FanFiction.net
BTW Teddy-green commiteeman. Nigel-red commiteeman, Vlad-Blue commiteeman, and Pierre-Yellow commiteeman. ALso I'm playing on stereo-types here so don't get pissed. It's supposed to be silly, inoffensive stupidity.
I'm bored, and trying to avoid typing my paper for POL 200, and I've got this stupid idea....More of the adventures of the committee!
Nigel: Well we have to come up with something to explain this!
Teddy: If the UN doesn't say something, people are going to actually investigate this themselves....and that would be bad.
Pierre: Someone has to make something up, any ideas?
Vlad: Oh! I know space aliens!
Teddy: Vlad, it was space aliens....do you really want those "X-files" agents poking around in Antarctica again?
Nigel: Well, I don't want to do it.
Pierre: I'm not doing it!
Teddy: Don't look at me!
Vlad: I'll do it!
Teddy: No! Not you, remember the last time you were in charge of a cover up?
Vlad: Well weather balloons seemed like a good idea to me?
Nigel: Exactly they seemed like a good idea to YOU!
Pierre: Lets use the blind guy, he's only here for the requisite handy-capped person. Kind of like Teddy's the token person of color.
Teddy: I resent that! Hey, blind guy you're in charge of the cover-up.
Keel: Me? I can't even see what I'm covering up.
Nigel: It's not hard just make something up, you've got a German accent, people will think you're smart.
Keel: Okay....
Someone please refill my prescription medicine, so these ideas stop tormenting me.
At the UN press conference Keel is starting his “explanationâ€â€¦
Keel: Hello? Is this thing on?
Reporter One: Hurry up already! I want some lunch damnit!
Keel: Umm okay…
A little while later….
Keel: And zo you can zee, the meteorite zlammed into zee continent exloding it and causing lots of melting, flooding, und lotz of light. This light in no way appears to be shaped like a giant made of light, or zo I am told by volks zat can actually zee….
Reporter Two: That doesn’t sound very scientific to me!
Reporter Three: Listen too him he has a German accent of course he’s smart and scientific!
Keel: ….und zat is what happened.
(Nigel appears with several large pictures and graphs.)
Keel: I have brought several visual aids to show what happened; at least I think they are of what actually happened. Zay could be x-rays of my last dentist trips or stills of ze hit American film “Samuel L. Jackson on a plane with Snakesâ€.
(Keel pulls out a pointer)
Keel: As you can see this zis is ze meteorite… (Points to the visual aid but hits Nigel in the face instead)
Nigel: Ouch! Hey watch it! Are you trying to make me blind too!?
Keel: Be quiet! And here you can zee ze continent of Antarctica….
Reporter One: I want some food! Screw it, I’m going to lunch!
Reporter Two: Me too! Who cares if what that German guy says is utter bullshit and his visual aids are really just pictures of Paris Hilton and her dog. I’ll report it as fact just to get out of here and get some food.
(The entire crowd watching Keel leaves)
Keel: Und zo this iz zee truth being the so called “zecond impactâ€. Any questions?
(Everyone is gone, even Nigel has abandoned Keel)
Keel: Zat iz all thank you for your time. Can I drop this stupid stereotypical accent now? Nigel? Nigel? Hey where did you go?
I guess my medicine didn’t help that much….maybe I should try tranquilizers….
BTW Teddy-green commiteeman. Nigel-red commiteeman, Vlad-Blue commiteeman, and Pierre-Yellow commiteeman. ALso I'm playing on stereo-types here so don't get pissed. It's supposed to be silly, inoffensive stupidity.
I'm bored, and trying to avoid typing my paper for POL 200, and I've got this stupid idea....More of the adventures of the committee!
Nigel: Well we have to come up with something to explain this!
Teddy: If the UN doesn't say something, people are going to actually investigate this themselves....and that would be bad.
Pierre: Someone has to make something up, any ideas?
Vlad: Oh! I know space aliens!
Teddy: Vlad, it was space aliens....do you really want those "X-files" agents poking around in Antarctica again?
Nigel: Well, I don't want to do it.
Pierre: I'm not doing it!
Teddy: Don't look at me!
Vlad: I'll do it!
Teddy: No! Not you, remember the last time you were in charge of a cover up?
Vlad: Well weather balloons seemed like a good idea to me?
Nigel: Exactly they seemed like a good idea to YOU!
Pierre: Lets use the blind guy, he's only here for the requisite handy-capped person. Kind of like Teddy's the token person of color.
Teddy: I resent that! Hey, blind guy you're in charge of the cover-up.
Keel: Me? I can't even see what I'm covering up.
Nigel: It's not hard just make something up, you've got a German accent, people will think you're smart.
Keel: Okay....
Someone please refill my prescription medicine, so these ideas stop tormenting me.
At the UN press conference Keel is starting his “explanationâ€â€¦
Keel: Hello? Is this thing on?
Reporter One: Hurry up already! I want some lunch damnit!
Keel: Umm okay…
A little while later….
Keel: And zo you can zee, the meteorite zlammed into zee continent exloding it and causing lots of melting, flooding, und lotz of light. This light in no way appears to be shaped like a giant made of light, or zo I am told by volks zat can actually zee….
Reporter Two: That doesn’t sound very scientific to me!
Reporter Three: Listen too him he has a German accent of course he’s smart and scientific!
Keel: ….und zat is what happened.
(Nigel appears with several large pictures and graphs.)
Keel: I have brought several visual aids to show what happened; at least I think they are of what actually happened. Zay could be x-rays of my last dentist trips or stills of ze hit American film “Samuel L. Jackson on a plane with Snakesâ€.
(Keel pulls out a pointer)
Keel: As you can see this zis is ze meteorite… (Points to the visual aid but hits Nigel in the face instead)
Nigel: Ouch! Hey watch it! Are you trying to make me blind too!?
Keel: Be quiet! And here you can zee ze continent of Antarctica….
Reporter One: I want some food! Screw it, I’m going to lunch!
Reporter Two: Me too! Who cares if what that German guy says is utter bullshit and his visual aids are really just pictures of Paris Hilton and her dog. I’ll report it as fact just to get out of here and get some food.
(The entire crowd watching Keel leaves)
Keel: Und zo this iz zee truth being the so called “zecond impactâ€. Any questions?
(Everyone is gone, even Nigel has abandoned Keel)
Keel: Zat iz all thank you for your time. Can I drop this stupid stereotypical accent now? Nigel? Nigel? Hey where did you go?
I guess my medicine didn’t help that much….maybe I should try tranquilizers….
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Does anyone have a good idea for a name?
I'm thinking something like "The Adventures of Keel and the Commitee" and maybe writing more stupid stories about them. They're ripe for geopolitical humor and gags.
Also: Prereaders wanted! PM it you wanna, I've got more to the story now!
I'm thinking something like "The Adventures of Keel and the Commitee" and maybe writing more stupid stories about them. They're ripe for geopolitical humor and gags.
Also: Prereaders wanted! PM it you wanna, I've got more to the story now!
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That was a very amusing short. IMO I think a series of these would make a very good comedy fic. Plus it is refreshing to see that not everyone is in a race to see who can make a darker fic than the last one. Comedy is gold, tragedy is passé.
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I've uploaded the fic to Evafics.org as of tonight, so it will be a day or two until it's up. My penname over their is SEELE08, and the story is entilted "The Adventures of Keel and the Commitee" its a little longer than what I've posted here as well.
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So is this post-worthy over at Fanfiction.net?
I've seen plenty of worse things on fanfiction.net so I wouldnt worry
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Defectron wrote:So is this post-worthy over at Fanfiction.net?
I've seen plenty of worse things on fanfiction.net so I wouldnt worry
So have I, believe me so have I. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't so stupid I would get flamed off the board anyways.
I want to write some humorous fics as well as some that don't make Keel the ultimate EVIL. I've read some truly stupid fics and some not-so-stupid that have cast him in the roles of:
-A Sith Lord (WTF?)
-A Cthulu Culttist (Ok, that's just stupid)
-A Demon Summoner (from a continuing fic that's like 30 chps. long and gets worse with every post)
-Lilith's first kid (dude, she's like 40 ft. tall, he's 5 foot 3)
-Cain (...lame)
-The Wandering Jew (I really love that one)
-An "half-android" (isn't that the same thing as a cyborg?)
-The world's oldest man (hey, if somehow 2I dropped the average life expectancy to under 64 I guess this works)
- A vampire (how does that even work, a cyborg-vampire, dude WTF?)
-An Angel, yes the last angel who is defeated during 3I (seriously who comes up with this crap?)
The chairman does NOT approve of this kind of stupidity!
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Another place you might want to think about posting your story is MediaMiner. I haven't had nearly as many problems over there as I have had at Evafics or FF.net
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The guys at EvaFics do seem to have a very narrow idea of what makes an acceptable fic.
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Mr. Tines wrote:The guys at EvaFics do seem to have a very narrow idea of what makes an acceptable fic.
Its seems to be the rule of thumb the darker the better there, oh well I think I may format it in a different format other than a skit based thing, as it would make for easier reading. I couldn't get a prereader but I went over it several times. But they didn't seem to like it, I have you to get all of their feedback though. So I guess I'll work on it somemore and toss it over on fanfic.net or maybe darkscribes if I can get on there.
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Mr. Tines wrote:The guys at EvaFics do seem to have a very narrow idea of what makes an acceptable fic.
From my experiences over there the only fics they think are good are the ones they write themselves. Which isn't exactly true as some of those things suck.
If you want them to publish one of your stories SEELE 08 you need to join their forum and spoon the admins for a couple months, then they may let you. Avoid calling them a bunch of facist butt fuckers though. They didn't seem to like that.
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I did join there forums...and they didnt' seem to like it that well, one of them said that "the concept was good but..." You know how that goes. I made a fanfiction.net account but it won't be usable for a few more days, and I have to reformat it in regular instead of script style story to post it over there. They have a rule against that for some reason.
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Well, I thought it was good for a laugh. I want more committee antics!
Last edited by Sound Only on Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Shinji: Uh...
Shinji: Ahh...
*A gigantic creature walking
Shinji: Ahhh!
Shinji: Uh...
Shinji: Ahh...
*A gigantic creature walking
Shinji: Ahhh!
Thanks this weekend I hope to rewrite it in an acceptable format and get it posted somewhere. I'll probably write more as inspiration strikes me.
There is a really good, but unfinished one that's really old over at fanfiction.net called "SEELE Privy of Souls" just search for it. It's hilarious.
There is a really good, but unfinished one that's really old over at fanfiction.net called "SEELE Privy of Souls" just search for it. It's hilarious.
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