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Postby Grip_Tight_Thin » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:34 pm

EVA-01X wrote:
Whenever you see a cross you hit the dirt...


ROFLMAO

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Postby EVA-01X » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:34 pm

Grip_Tight_Thin wrote:
EVA-01X wrote:
Whenever you see a cross you hit the dirt...


ROFLMAO

Actully I got that one off a list just like this one on some site...



You design Eva Smileys....

You own a lance of Longingis Fork...

You make a plugsuit.....

You think Asuka and/or Rei are hotter than anyone of the cheerleading squad....

You ever used an EVA quote as a pickup line....

You buy a comic if it has an ad for EVA in it....

You bought Pokemon: Pikachu Shocks Back! Issue #3 because it had a nifty pic from Der Mond on the back....

You have a bookshelf devoted solely to EVA....

Whenever you hear the word "Angel" you hit the dirt....

You wonder when they'll retract the skyscrapers into thier underground bunkers in your home town....

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Postby Crazyman42 » Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:03 pm

When you think Cranberrry Juice is LCL....

You drink beer in the morning...

You wack off infront of an unconsious girl in a hospital....
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Postby utero2001 » Sat Jul 17, 2004 2:55 pm

When you realise how many times you say or mention Eva to your housemates in one day

I've been slapped and punched by friends who get sick to death of it and all its background

"don't worry, i hit them back" :lol: (j/k)

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Postby Hexon.Arq » Sat Jul 17, 2004 3:22 pm

Me:

-You talk to characters from Evangelion in your dreams. (For some reason, Shigeru is always taking lunch orders at the most inappropriate times.)
-More than 15% of your computer's memory is for Evangelion related stuff. (Good Eva stuff takes up a lot of memory anyway.)
-You wish that you could erase all memory of Evangelion from your mind... so you can watch it for the first time again. (Who doesn't?)
-When you quote Eva while talking with friends... (unintentional)
-You are constantly in the "Gendo Position(TM)" (unintentional)
-You say "No Anta Baka!" to at least one person a day (unintentional; I know a lot of idiots)
-You make your own LCL (water, chlorox, molasses, blood, and food coloring; in my CD tower)
-you whistle fly me to the moon or cruel angel's thesis to calm yourself down (to hell with whistling, I catch myself belting them out)
-You predict things based off of peoples faces and weight that are oddly true...


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"You own a Purple and Neon Green Car" <--- What if you're just a "Batman" fan?

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Postby DatDude » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:39 am

You have a Rei or Asuka doll and you talk to it like its for girlfirend.

It talks back
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Postby sadsadshinji » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:27 am

when you see eva characters in a crowd when walking through town..

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Postby RubberSoul » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:52 am

When you find yourself reading the Bible in order to understand the religious symbolism.
I can only take so much retarded.

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Postby ShoKenju » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:58 am

RubberSoul wrote:When you find yourself reading the Bible in order to understand the religious symbolism.
a man within the trap of one sided love is a man torn beyond his imagination.
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Postby max3000 » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:42 am

When you write fanfics lite these:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1337393

(i didn't write it)
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Postby ShoKenju » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:47 am

i refuse to read eva fanfics
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Postby EVA-01X » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:35 am

max3000 wrote:When you write fanfics lite these:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1337393

(i didn't write it)
Yakuza Touji, heh. What is the world coming to!?


You can Identify the model of the VTOL that the JSSDF use
You go to the UN and try to get them to form NERV
You have more beer than you do cabinet space
You own all the DVD, VHSs and LD's in both Lanquages.
You own the Platnium and Renewal Versions as well as all three edits of Death and Rebirth.
You own EVA in another lanquage besides Japanese or English, but still live in America (I own a German copy of the first four episodes to help me brush up on it during summer)
You have your EVA figures and your Mobile Suit in Action! figures lines up and having a grand war of the mecha.
You own a Perfect Grade Evangelion Model (That thing is HUGE!)
You have a Lance of Longinious Fork (There is one out there! I saw it in one of the mangas! If anyone knows where to find one PM me ASAP!!!!)
You Challenge EM to a Triva Match (That sounds tempting.......)
...and win (Yeah, right!)
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Postby Timesplitter 01 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:32 am

When u buy the Perfect Collection and the Platinum edition

When u dream that u are one of the characters

When all u can think about is getting it on with Misato :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dark FireStar » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:49 pm

Timesplitter 01 wrote:When you keep on taking evangelion quizess


~where do i take any of these "test"

~ive been looking but havent found a goood one with out me paying for it
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Postby Hexon.Arq » Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:41 pm

You take time to recycle what's supposed to be a lame joke and come up with any example whatsoever.

_you can't do anything, so don't even try
_get some help
_don't do what sonic does

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Postby ChronoX » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:52 pm

when you download rpgmaker and make your own eva video game
when you make a website of eva
when you add a fourm to said web site
"We are born, meant to die. If I am to die, then let it be with a sword in my hand, my enemies at my feet, and my blood on my body. Come forward, come forward, come forward! And let us all meet in bloody combat."-The Rose Lord, William Rose.

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Postby DatDude » Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:24 pm

Timesplitter 01 wrote:
When all u can think about is getting it on with Misato :lol: :lol:


Guilty as sin :oops:
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Postby Kiel » Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:48 am

when you download rpgmaker and make your own eva video game


That's not a bad idea!

8) *Goes out to find PC RPG maker*

When you answer this forum thread,
When Eva cosplay becomes more than just a weirdo hobby, it becomes a con staple,

...When you realize you've spent almost two years watching, reading, ranting and obsessing over NGE!
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Postby Cyanna » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:10 pm

EVA-01X wrote:You have a Lance of Longinious Fork (There is one out there! I saw it in one of the mangas! If anyone knows where to find one PM me ASAP!!!!)


Just order some mini hot dogs at your nearest Nathan's and ask for one of their red forks. :lol:



When you spend more hours analyzing and researching a cartoon more than you sleep.


Guilty.... :oops:

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Postby ChronoX » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:48 pm

Kiel wrote:
when you download rpgmaker and make your own eva video game


That's not a bad idea!

8) *Goes out to find PC RPG maker*

When you answer this forum thread,
When Eva cosplay becomes more than just a weirdo hobby, it becomes a con staple,

...When you realize you've spent almost two years watching, reading, ranting and obsessing over NGE!

just type in rpgmaker 2000 at google and its one of the first to show up
"We are born, meant to die. If I am to die, then let it be with a sword in my hand, my enemies at my feet, and my blood on my body. Come forward, come forward, come forward! And let us all meet in bloody combat."-The Rose Lord, William Rose.


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