[CYOA]Kozo Fuyutsuki
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A, I guess.
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Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
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Karigane Shirou in LoL's RP - Rebuild of Evangelion: We Are (Not) Together
"'I was a nerd before it was cool' ~Agent" ~Lance of LoL
Karigane Shirou in LoL's RP - Rebuild of Evangelion: We Are (Not) Together
"'I was a nerd before it was cool' ~Agent" ~Lance of LoL
You take your wrecked car down to Jeff and Steve's Ramen Shop. You've heard good things about the food there, do you decide to give it a try. You enter and ring a bell. Two nearly-identical men appear, resembling actors in an old kung-fu film. A horrendously terrible J-Pop remix of the 4th movement of Beethoven's 7th Symphony can faintly be heard.
"HELLO. WELCOME TO JEFF AND STEVE RAMEN SHOP. YOU WANT PORK SPECIAL?", one says.
"No, thanks, I'll just have the miso ramen", you respond.
The other one calls back to the chefs inside. "YOU MAKE PORK SPECIAL NOW OR DAUGHTER NO LET OUT OF SHED."
Ignoring the unbelievable creepy factor, you politely tell him that you ordered the miso ramen, not the pork special.
"YOU NO WANT MISO RAMEN. MISO RAMEN TASTE LIKE PISS AND TED DANSON. JEFF REGULARLY BATHE IN IT."
The other one takes offense at this. "HEY! I NO TASTE LIKE TED DANSON."
"FOOL. YOU TASTE LIKE TED DANSON MORE THAN TED DANSON."
The accused one licks his accuser.
"YOU SEE? YOU TASTE OF TED DANSON MORE I DO."
You notice a large picture hanging above you.
You feel it staring into you. Suddenly, a voice is heard, one that makes your blood freeze. Everything goes red.
"EEYRGH FSUB RYLAROG PUUARON F'SHY UNIORAU PAJDOEU BNAOPCYUNE HPA BMOASHDOPF AJSA."
Jeff and Steve's voices fade back in as everything returns to normal.
"...THAT WHY MOTHER LOVE YOU NO MORE, BECAUSE OF DOG ORGY"
"DOG ORGY BRILLIANT IDEA. RAISE MONEY FOR SWITZERLAND."
"FOOL. SWITZERLAND AFFLUENT COUNTRY."
"THEY POOR IN SPIRIT"
Your pork special is ready. You take it and run.
You eat while in traffic, and arrive at the Geofront some time later, and head to your office. You:
1. Immediately bring that report to Gendo
2. Sniff some bacon powder
3. Put on your plug suit and feel pretty
"HELLO. WELCOME TO JEFF AND STEVE RAMEN SHOP. YOU WANT PORK SPECIAL?", one says.
"No, thanks, I'll just have the miso ramen", you respond.
The other one calls back to the chefs inside. "YOU MAKE PORK SPECIAL NOW OR DAUGHTER NO LET OUT OF SHED."
Ignoring the unbelievable creepy factor, you politely tell him that you ordered the miso ramen, not the pork special.
"YOU NO WANT MISO RAMEN. MISO RAMEN TASTE LIKE PISS AND TED DANSON. JEFF REGULARLY BATHE IN IT."
The other one takes offense at this. "HEY! I NO TASTE LIKE TED DANSON."
"FOOL. YOU TASTE LIKE TED DANSON MORE THAN TED DANSON."
The accused one licks his accuser.
"YOU SEE? YOU TASTE OF TED DANSON MORE I DO."
You notice a large picture hanging above you.
You feel it staring into you. Suddenly, a voice is heard, one that makes your blood freeze. Everything goes red.
"EEYRGH FSUB RYLAROG PUUARON F'SHY UNIORAU PAJDOEU BNAOPCYUNE HPA BMOASHDOPF AJSA."
Jeff and Steve's voices fade back in as everything returns to normal.
"...THAT WHY MOTHER LOVE YOU NO MORE, BECAUSE OF DOG ORGY"
"DOG ORGY BRILLIANT IDEA. RAISE MONEY FOR SWITZERLAND."
"FOOL. SWITZERLAND AFFLUENT COUNTRY."
"THEY POOR IN SPIRIT"
Your pork special is ready. You take it and run.
You eat while in traffic, and arrive at the Geofront some time later, and head to your office. You:
1. Immediately bring that report to Gendo
2. Sniff some bacon powder
3. Put on your plug suit and feel pretty
three!
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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I never tire of those two.
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Evangelion Genocide:chapter 14?!
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And waiting for Evangelion 3.0 Q Quickening...Next summer,dudes! Or maybe before summer?:O ;)
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And waiting for Evangelion 3.0 Q Quickening...Next summer,dudes! Or maybe before summer?:O ;)
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