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Postby BobBQ » Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:40 pm

Uncle Tines has my vote.

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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:52 pm

Dzho reads the responses, and says, "Wuff wuf." (Very well), and trots off to call in Mr. Tines.

Mr. Tines, naturally, is not terribly amused by the sight of Asuka kissing Shinji and then pummeling him on the head.

"Hmm." says Tines.

"Kozoman, Kozoman..." Fuyutsuki sings as he waves a tire iron in one hand and a video camera in another hand, forcing Aoba, Hyuga and Maya to do various perverted things for his entertainment.

Gendo RickRolls everyone while smiling like Light Yagami.

Tines pulls out a copy of the Merkabah Agent Field Guide.

Dzho wags her tail and bids him goodbye as she goes off with her submarine on a trip to Hawaii.

"Hmm." The wise Mr. Tines decides to deal with them by uttering the eternal words "BACK ON TOPIC, BITCHES!"

Shinji and Asuka stop fighting for a while, and Mr. Tines decides what to do with them.

And then, grinning frighteningly, straps them into chairs while a strange man in a Tinfoil Hat rambles about how evil Merkabah is and tells Shinji and Asuka "I told you so!"

Shinji and Asuka moan and wail while Aoba, Hyuga, Ibuki and Fuyutsuki do various perverted things and Tines lectures them.

He proceeds to leave, seeking a better cameo, but not before telling them "To tie the two of you up and prevent you from going at each other is the best care I can possibly give you." He then yells, "THAT BOARD, here I come!" and charges away into the sunset.

The end.
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Postby esselfortium » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:57 pm

w@

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:40 pm

:hitthetable: I wonder how the real Ojichan feels about the ending.


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