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Postby Xard » Tue May 27, 2008 4:47 pm

*Shinji singing* Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
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I thought that before Bicyle song for some reason

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue May 27, 2008 6:52 pm

SSD wrote:And one comment: While your Epic Tales are funny as hell, I think they'd be more effective if you shorten them somewhat. It sometimes loses it's humor if they're too long. *shrug* Just a thought.


I went overboard on that particular EPIC TALE. I didn't realize how long I went until I stopped typing. That's what usually happens, but this one was pretty damn long...

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@Tennis Evangelion:

Asuka: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*boing*

Shinji: AHH IT'S HEADED TOWARDS THE OCEAN!
Asuka: MUAHAHA CAN'T TOUCH THIS TOPSPIN 'O MINE...
Shinji: *jumps up to Leliel and SMACKS it back at Asuka with an underhand spin*
Asuka: COME HERE GONNA HIT U AGAIN MUAHAHAHAHA!
Leliel: AAAHHHHH NO NO NO NO

*bounces once, and then bounces over Mt. Fuji*

Asuka: WHAT THE-
Shinji: BWAHAHAHAHAHA BACKSPIN FOR THE WIN! WOOOT!
Asuka: Sorry Shinji, but it's love-fifteen now.
Shinji: WHAT? I thought it was Ad-out!
Asuka: Are you crazy? That was last game!
Shinji: Ah..hmm...if it's love-fifteen now then we're on the wrong side of the court....
Asuka: WHAT? NO WE AREN'T!
Shinji: YES WE ARE!
Asuka: IS NOT!
Shinji: IS TOO!
Asuka: NOT!
Shinji: TOO!
Asuka: NOT!
Shinji: TOO!
Asuka: NOT!
Shinji: TOO!
Rei: Zzzzz....
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Sachi » Tue May 27, 2008 8:17 pm

@Zap's pic
The pic by itself is win.
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Postby chee » Tue May 27, 2008 9:08 pm

ZapalacX wrote:Image


Fuck Lovecraft....
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we have turned you into a TV guided bomb"

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Postby zimlord » Tue May 27, 2008 10:18 pm

^ yes. fuck yes. :hitthetable:

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Postby master_lloyd » Wed May 28, 2008 4:45 am

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This is the last thing you see before you die.
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-Gendo's final silenced line to Ritsuko was "I'm going to shoot you now."
-Nagisa Kaworu kills a kitten every time you masturbate.
-Kaji's first and last name was Kaji

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Postby majlund » Wed May 28, 2008 4:49 am

master_lloyd wrote:This is the last thing you see before you die.[/b]

*hurgh-gargle-spittle* :resurrect:
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Postby Zeak » Wed May 28, 2008 6:27 am

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If the eva series wasnt rushed thats what they would have looked like
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Wed May 28, 2008 6:30 am

That looks more like a happy-go-lucky angel-with-miracle powers rather than an Eva series lol. I would that face dug deep into Eva-02's body and munching on its delicious, red flesh.
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Postby mrpanda » Wed May 28, 2008 3:22 pm

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4chanMPeva: MMMMMM shit is SAGE, bring my pedobear dummy plug some cp.
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
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Postby Xard » Wed May 28, 2008 3:41 pm

It's Yotsuba not 404 girl :impatient:

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Postby mrpanda » Wed May 28, 2008 4:33 pm

Meh same thing.

TAO needs to lay off the acid methinks.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed May 28, 2008 6:15 pm

WATIMNOTONACIDLOLWTFPWNDZAORAHAHA

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MPEva: I got some plastic surgery, ya like it?
MPEva2: Ugh, you look so plastic and fake now....I liked you when you were more natural...
MPEva: Really? All the guys dig my new lips and I don't have wrinkles anymo!
MPEva2: But you'll always be the same person inside...
MPEva: :(
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Sachi » Thu May 29, 2008 12:11 am

[URL=http://imageshack.us]Image[/URL]

Sho: RAWR! *nibble*

Zer: No! OWIE! I'M TELLING!

Sho: No! I'm sorry, sorry, sorry! Please don't tell on me!!
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Postby sadsadshinji » Thu May 29, 2008 1:25 am

Zer (thinking) ooooh! Maybe she'll 'eat' me down there
Sho NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Thu May 29, 2008 2:34 am

*Yuri momento?*

Zer: Ah! It tickles! Stop! STOP!
Sho: I'll think I'll start here...
Zer: WHAT?
Sho: And then I nibble here...and maybe here....and maybe- maybe I'll end HERE!
Zer: *is squirming and giggling with laughter*
Sho: hmm....howabout *CHOMP*
Zer: OWW!
Sho: Hey you taste good!
Zer: I'M BLEEDING!
Misato: Unit 01 is...eating Zeruel...
Sho: *NOM NOM NOM*
Zer: AHHH! YOU ATE MY ARM!
Sho: Hmm no it's not here...darn...*tears chest wall off*
Zer: AHHHH! OH MY GOD! I CAN SEE MY INSIDES...*goes into convulsions*
Sho: *Puts mat of meat on head, has a big grin on face as blood drips down face*

Sho: I...AM THE QUEEN...OF FRANCE! *starts dancing and waving arms around*
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby NAveryW » Thu May 29, 2008 3:35 pm

That picture is stupid. Everyone knows Unit 01's hair is BLUE, not pink!

Anyways, new picture that I screencapped personally:

Image
"Today?... hmm... today... right... Um... I'm just gonna wing it." -Guess who

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Postby pmkava » Thu May 29, 2008 3:42 pm

NAveryW wrote:Image


Brain: come Pinky, we must get ready for tomorrow night.
Pinky: why Barin? what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: the same thing we do every night Pinky, try and understand Evangelion!

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that kinda sucked....
hurm. Meeting with Kaworu Nagisa left bad taste in mouth. Possible Homosexual? must remember to investigate further.

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Postby NAveryW » Thu May 29, 2008 3:45 pm

pmkava wrote:that kinda sucked....
I chuckled. ^_^

Probably mainly because I love the idea of them trying to understand it every night and always failing. XD
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Postby majlund » Thu May 29, 2008 3:58 pm

NAveryW wrote:Image

Ritsuko: blahblah Unit 1 blahblah technobabble blah coffee!
Maya: Sempai *swooon*
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