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Postby chazthesilencer » Tue May 27, 2008 3:13 am

Eva unit 01 (or "Sho" or whatever the hell she/it's called):
"This isn't fair, I'm not used to playing at a 45 degree angle."
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Postby majlund » Tue May 27, 2008 4:14 am

Zeak wrote:Image

A moment later the camera feed from 'Tokyo3 Open' was lost when Unit 1 took a step backward to get into position for a smash.
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Postby Zeak » Tue May 27, 2008 4:24 am

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Moments later
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Postby Sachi » Tue May 27, 2008 7:50 am

@Tennis Pic

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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue May 27, 2008 9:51 am

@Tao:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Postby slothen » Tue May 27, 2008 1:36 pm

I'll bite with the obvious...


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Postby Xard » Tue May 27, 2008 2:06 pm

Aww man THAT IS SO ADORABLE ^_^

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue May 27, 2008 2:18 pm

TheAyanamiOtaku: :hitthetable:

Proof we've been hanging out on the IRC too much, though I didn't get the Ripley/Xenomorph/W'rkncacnter thing though.

And a tank full of Ls, Anti-goths and Birdys? O_o (At least it's not Light; he's fucking nuts.)

My favorite part was me typing furiously to make all these people boink. (And poor Butters. Timmy must avenge him!) btw, I have that figure of bicycle Rei.

And one comment: While your Epic Tales are funny as hell, I think they'd be more effective if you shorten them somewhat. It sometimes loses it's humor if they're too long. *shrug* Just a thought.


Shinji, singing as he chases after her: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike!
Rei, singing: Bicycle! Bicycle!


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Asuka: .............. >_< Oh yeah?! *flirting* Then I guess I'll just have to show you something else later.
Shinji: :shinji_blush:
Asuka: :asuka_happy:
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Postby BobBQ » Tue May 27, 2008 2:28 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:I didn't get the Ripley/Xenomorph/W'rkncacnter thing though.

Mashup of Aliens and my own beloved M-thon.

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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Tue May 27, 2008 2:41 pm

dammit, I was about to post that!
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Tue May 27, 2008 3:19 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Shinji, singing as he chases after her: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike!
Rei, singing: Bicycle! Bicycle!
Queen reference FTW! :thumbsup:
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Postby Xard » Tue May 27, 2008 4:47 pm

*Shinji singing* Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
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I thought that before Bicyle song for some reason

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue May 27, 2008 6:52 pm

SSD wrote:And one comment: While your Epic Tales are funny as hell, I think they'd be more effective if you shorten them somewhat. It sometimes loses it's humor if they're too long. *shrug* Just a thought.


I went overboard on that particular EPIC TALE. I didn't realize how long I went until I stopped typing. That's what usually happens, but this one was pretty damn long...

And thank you for your supportez

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Asuka: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*boing*

Shinji: AHH IT'S HEADED TOWARDS THE OCEAN!
Asuka: MUAHAHA CAN'T TOUCH THIS TOPSPIN 'O MINE...
Shinji: *jumps up to Leliel and SMACKS it back at Asuka with an underhand spin*
Asuka: COME HERE GONNA HIT U AGAIN MUAHAHAHAHA!
Leliel: AAAHHHHH NO NO NO NO

*bounces once, and then bounces over Mt. Fuji*

Asuka: WHAT THE-
Shinji: BWAHAHAHAHAHA BACKSPIN FOR THE WIN! WOOOT!
Asuka: Sorry Shinji, but it's love-fifteen now.
Shinji: WHAT? I thought it was Ad-out!
Asuka: Are you crazy? That was last game!
Shinji: Ah..hmm...if it's love-fifteen now then we're on the wrong side of the court....
Asuka: WHAT? NO WE AREN'T!
Shinji: YES WE ARE!
Asuka: IS NOT!
Shinji: IS TOO!
Asuka: NOT!
Shinji: TOO!
Asuka: NOT!
Shinji: TOO!
Asuka: NOT!
Shinji: TOO!
Rei: Zzzzz....
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Sachi » Tue May 27, 2008 8:17 pm

@Zap's pic
The pic by itself is win.
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Postby chee » Tue May 27, 2008 9:08 pm

Fuck Lovecraft....

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Postby zimlord » Tue May 27, 2008 10:18 pm

^ yes. fuck yes. :hitthetable:

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Postby master_lloyd » Wed May 28, 2008 4:45 am

This is the last thing you see before you die.
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Postby majlund » Wed May 28, 2008 4:49 am

master_lloyd wrote:This is the last thing you see before you die.[/b]

*hurgh-gargle-spittle* :resurrect:
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Postby Zeak » Wed May 28, 2008 6:27 am

If the eva series wasnt rushed thats what they would have looked like
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Wed May 28, 2008 6:30 am

That looks more like a happy-go-lucky angel-with-miracle powers rather than an Eva series lol. I would that face dug deep into Eva-02's body and munching on its delicious, red flesh.
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