PASSION OF EVANGELION, INC.
QVMS, CEO



By the end of the 43rd President's Administration, it became increasingly clear that the polarization of the sexes was resulting in a less-than-satisfactory sex life. Infinite amounts of porn, combined with the increasing feminist movement, resulted in males increasingly becoming more and more lonely while females become frustrated at the lack of male dominance that was so prevalent through most of humanity's history. While it could be argued that this was on a case-by-case basis, the fact still remained: the porn industry had successfully polarized the sexes to the extant that many had trouble having a semi-decent relationship with each other.

Until now.

After the departure of the 43rd President, it became evident that cloning technology was becoming not only efficient in the use of animals, but highly cheap to manufacture and produce. Being the lonely nerd that I was then like so many other lonely nerds, I suddenly came up with my multi-billion dollar idea. I swear it was one of the greatest days of my life upon this realization.

What if I could produce cloned humans with the genetics of anime characters?

The idea was incredible to say the least. Just imagine that: I could finally marry my most beloved character! I knew that most humanitarian groups would reject the proposal, but again I thought about my chances. How many people in those groups were lonely nerds like I was? I knew the number was greater than originally thought, and besides, if done right, they would pose no threat to human society!

That was the very beginning of PASSION OF EVANGELION, INC.

In the very beginning, we started with MODEL 00, Rei Ayanami. We had produced 1 million Rei clones upon our launch, and to our surprise nearly all had been pre-ordered before hand. 43% of buyers later married the enigmatic doll, which became legal in most states once clone marriage laws were passed (for this very reason).

Now with well over 20 million clones produced, PASSION OF EVANGELION, INC. has become the world leader in providing the very thing every lonely nerd has dreamed about. Ever since our launch, we have received thousands upon thousands of love mail, anything from our revolutionary personality transplant technology (PTT), to her excellent cooking skills, as well as how tight her asshole is. We get a lot of those.

Below are the models currently on the market.

MODEL 00 - Rei Ayanami

Silent, submissive and always obedient, Rei is the perfect model for those who want to deck out their wildest fantasies. Just like in the original EVANGELION series, Rei comes packaged with her famous passive personality as well as any upgrades and/or add-ons that may be purchased at additional cost:

Shave My Pubes - $25

For an extra sum, Rei will be installed with a trigger command. Whenever you say "Shave my Pubes," she will immediately performed the aforementioned activity.

Anal Compliance - $50

This will make Rei wanted more up the Hershey highway than anything else. The begging levels may be custom adjusted when you order.

In theory, any add-on you can think of can be integrated within our models. Simply talk to our 24/7 customer service support to talk about any and all possibilities.

MODEL 01 - Shinji Ikari

Designed for emo's, gays or the women wishing to make him a man, he acts and talks like the real Shinji Ikari in the show! Now is your chance to show him how you really feel. Will you help him overcome his emotional fears? Or will you tease his little ass and make him discover the true meaning of pleasure? The choice is yours!

MODEL 02 - Asuka Langley Soryu

Coming soon!



Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Q: Say I buy a Shinji Ikari and my friend has an Asuka Langley. Would these two sex each other if they meet?

A: This was a difficult decision to make, but we decided that all clones would simply ignore each other upon contact. This is to ensure peace and stability upon the Planet Earth. Of course, this aspect may be changed
by an extra add-on per request.

Q: How does the warranty work?

A: Our models function just like normal human beings and work as such. If for any reason you have a problem with one of our models, simply call our number and a representative will replace your model at no extra charge. You may be assured that our models go through the highest quality assurance testing in the industry.

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This idea is so awesome I made a thread out of it. More to come later.

Great! I'm sure my new Rei will get along just swell with my new Robin Williams!

I'd like to order one of each...what will the total sum come to?

Where do i put down an order. And is it possible to have a maya/ritsuko pair.

OH HAI u GUYz, WTF'S GOING ON ITT???

THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!

I'll blow up the cloning vats/tanks unless I get an army of Sosuke Sagaras to use to conquer the earth.

Will the Kaworu model have a sexual orientation scroll bar?

Sailor Star Dust wrote:I'd like to order one of each...what will the total sum come to?

Each model costs about $2,500, so if you're going to order the entire catalog, you're looking at $27,500, or a standard college loan. But don't fret! Our callers can give you our lowest quote for your loan today!

mrpanda wrote:Where do i put down an order. And is it possible to have a maya/ritsuko pair.

Due to our server crashing everyday from overload, you may PM me here and you'll have your order quicker than anyone else, plus some special discounts...And yes, both people are available in our catalog at the current time. You may ask for customizations in the customization menu on your order form, or just simply let me know what you want.

universalperson wrote:Will the Kaworu model have a sexual orientation scroll bar?

While Kaworu can come with any sexual orientation, we have been discussing possible "extra packages" for each character as future products. We have receieved much demand for the orientation scroll bar, and are currently reviewing the possibilities. Stay informed at our development page at http://www.passionofeva.com

Iron, you are awesome.

Anyway, I'd like to request more information about the Asuka model.

Can you custom make a Neko Asuka, Ironfoot?

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Anyway, I'd like to request more information about the Asuka model.

Yes I agree I would like to see some of package information

What is her personality like and is it possible to give her a different more happy upbringing like the girl friend of steel 2 Asuka or the episode 15 Asuka?

Also I have a very good friend who showed me his Rei and it has a little problem which has been happening for a while now. The arm keeps falling off and makes quite a mess on the carpet could you point me in the right direction so he can get this fixed.

Is Eva-to-Eva pairings + sex possible?

In that case, I'd go for Eva-01, Eva-02 and Eva-03. A good threesome.

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:Is Eva-to-Eva pairings + sex possible?

Yes, also available in extra-kinky

Tines, you have got to be joking me...

Actually, on second thoughts, I'd prefer Asuka + Hikari + Misato. :pyro:

Lmfao thats funny aint Reichu a character lol.

Another question Is there an Ikari famly living together with a Yui, Gendo, Shinji and an Asuka who stays over very regualary?

MODEL 02 - Asuka LANGLEY SORYU

The lovely red-headed stepchild blasts her way into our Passion of Evangelion lineup! Whether you want to care for her broken soul within or be ruthlessly dominated by her personality (in her domination package), Asuka promises to fill up your (dull) life with adventure, excitement and much love.

Due to space limitations, we cannot list all possible addons for Asuka. Besides the standard clothing, personality and cosmetic options, included below are only some of the possible packages you can order:

-Hit the Sac
When a custom trigger is said, Asuka will automatically kick someone in the balls, with designated choice.

-Cherry Lolipop
This is a recommended trigger for virgins of any age.

-What's for dinner?
Asuka will automatically cook you anything with this trigger word.

-ASUKA STRIKES...THE GROUND!
This is an emergency trigger word. If for any reason Asuka gets out of hand, saying this will immediately make her fall to the ground unconscious.

If you would like detailed explanations for any of the other characters, feel free to let me know.

CorporalChaos wrote:Can you custom make a Neko Asuka, Ironfoot?

The furry community has expressed their desires for a cat-like cast of Evangelion. Our scientists are currently working very hard to modify the genetics of our current lineup to include cat ears and a tail. While this option will be a bit more expensive, a more softer and "tighter" experience is part of the cost.

Zeak wrote:What is her personality like and is it possible to give her a different more happy upbringing like the girl friend of steel 2 Asuka or the episode 15 Asuka?

Her personality comes, by default, just like the one in the TV series. Any additional personality changes from other forms of Evangelion media will come with an extra cost of $115.

Also I have a very good friend who showed me his Rei and it has a little problem which has been happening for a while now. The arm keeps falling off and makes quite a mess on the carpet could you point me in the right direction so he can get this fixed.

Your friend purchased the "Rei Ayanami - End of Evangelion Edition" product. The problem that you speak of is part of this package and is a part of its functions. If for any reason your friend is dissatisfied with his product, he may return it within 3 years with the receipt for a full refund, or replacement of the same product, choosing only one of these options.

Is there an Ikari famly living together with a Yui, Gendo, Shinji and an Asuka who stays over very regualary?

We offer exclusive family packages, the most popular being the Misato/Asuka/Shinji Family Pack. If you do not see your characters already in a family pack, you may customize your own by choosing the "Family" option in the scroll down menu, then choosing the characters you desire to be in the family.

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:Is Eva-to-Eva pairings + sex possible?

Because of environmental protection programs, we are unable to create, produce and sell Evangelion units. While the grateful Mr. Tines has pointed you in the right direction in terms of alternatives, we still apologize for any inconvenience.

Cool I would like to pre order one of your standard lovable read heads. What is the best way for this to happen?

Can you make characters from other shows? I'm planning out my invincible army.