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Postby Enki v.2 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:50 pm

A while back I made a collection of 6-word retellings of Eva from various points of view. I wonder if anyone here can do better, or do what I could not (make a fic for Eva in the 6-word form).

The original document is here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4072303/1/6_Words_Many_Ways

For convenience and your reading pleasure, I will paste it:
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6 WORDS / MANY WAYS

Emos. Mechas. Fanservice. Psychology. Brainfucks. Apocalypse.

I mustn't run away. Yeah. Suuure...

Angel attack. Center, pull switch. Kill.

Hack, hack, hack. Ritsuko. Masturbate. Hack.

Yui, I love you. Cheat. Die.

Pilot, pilot, pilot. GNR. Scream. Pilot.

They called it impossible. Fools. BOOM.

The marduk report came in. Sheiser.

Hi. You're early. I like death.

Move Eva, for great justice! (Trips)

Pilot, pilot. Shut up, mother. Pilot.

The last hope for mankind. Sorry.

A face? A mech? A demon.

Unfamiliar ceiling. Go away. Now. Please.
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As for examples and histories of the 6-word form (and similar things), see:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html
http://www.smithmag.net/sixwords/

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:14 pm

I shall give it a go! :leekspin:



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Postby CorporalChaos » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:17 pm

And to all the children, congratulations!


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Postby BrikHaus » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:28 pm

Fem Kaworu never sleeps. Oh shit!
Awesomely Shitty
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity

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Postby CorporalChaos » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:31 pm

Misato! Help me! Where's the mayo?
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Postby Enki v.2 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:34 pm

*g*

One thing I noticed is that it gets more fun the more you do it.

The other thing I noticed is that it gets easier, until you hit rock bottom :P.

Here's a new one:

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Gainax broke, Anno: Otakukind's Last Hope?

Gainax broke, Anno nuts, fan Otakucalypse.

Why do they lower our budget?
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Okay, that was three. Anyway ^^;

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Postby Enki v.2 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:37 pm

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Misato, is my zerogoki really toothpick-sized?

Son, I Love... (dialtone) *cries* Nooooooo!
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Postby master_lloyd » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:13 am

Why am I covered in semen?
Neon Genesis Evangelion (from the Greek Ευανγελιον, meaning "Gigantic robots piloted by mentally ill children")
Eva Facts:
-Gendo's final silenced line to Ritsuko was "I'm going to shoot you now."
-Nagisa Kaworu kills a kitten every time you masturbate.
-Kaji's first and last name was Kaji


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