What would YOU do with with an Eva

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Postby jenova7 » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:05 pm

with an eva i'd finally have the power necessary to defeat chuck norris

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Postby Anti-Goth » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:33 am

jenova7 wrote:with an eva i'd finally have the power necessary to defeat chuck norris


What?! NOTHING can defeat Chuck Norris! NOTHING! Srsly guys.

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:00 am

hehehe nice.


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Postby BobBQ » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:14 am

Anti-Goth wrote:What?! NOTHING can defeat Chuck Norris! NOTHING! Srsly guys.

Bruce Schneier.

That is all.

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Postby Anti-Goth » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:45 am

BobBQ wrote:Bruce Schneier.

That is all.


Where I come from, we shove guys like that in lockers--

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Postby No. 44 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:50 am

it would probably go berserk as soon as i got in it do to mental instability on my part and i would fucking punch something! :wink:
the threat must be physically annihilated @#$%!

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Postby Sachi » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:43 am

it would be something like...
EVA UNIT! KILL! KILL!
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Postby The Imperialist » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:26 pm

Yeeesss...
I feel old

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Postby Hunter21 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:37 pm

I'd make a sandwich.

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Postby The Imperialist » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:52 pm

I think somebody said that before.
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Postby Hunter21 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:53 pm

Mine would be better.

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Postby The Imperialist » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:58 pm

In what ways? Would it like have each caviar egg all uniformly spread out 1 millimetre from each other?
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Postby Sachi » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:11 pm

i'd make a Ginormous 300 footer with Roast Beef, Pepperred Salami, lettuce, american cheese, mustard, on Sourdough bread and ya....simple but o so good!
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Postby rain1776 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:23 pm

End world hunger...nah
world peace through threat of annihanlation...nah
blow stuff up with a giant robot with a phallus on its head...HELLS YEAH
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Postby Kyle » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:27 am

I would use the eva to peer into skyscraper windows and watch woman
undress and pray they don't look out the window...
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:42 pm

I would see if Eva could do cocaine, and if I would feel the effects and not the other, more negative side-effects.

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Postby Sachi » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:51 pm

Kyle wrote:I would use the eva to peer into skyscraper windows and watch woman
undress and pray they don't look out the window...

i think they would notice a giant robot peeking through a window. and if not, i think the sonic 'booms' from the eva walking wold be enough to grab anybodys attention
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Postby Kyle » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:25 pm

Sachiel_13 wrote:
Kyle wrote:I would use the eva to peer into skyscraper windows and watch woman
undress and pray they don't look out the window...

i think they would notice a giant robot peeking through a window. and if not, i think the sonic 'booms' from the eva walking wold be enough to grab anybodys attention


Not if the eva was equiped with type S.T.F.U. armor.
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Postby Sachi » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:09 pm

Kyle wrote:
Sachiel_13 wrote:
Kyle wrote:I would use the eva to peer into skyscraper windows and watch woman
undress and pray they don't look out the window...

i think they would notice a giant robot peeking through a window. and if not, i think the sonic 'booms' from the eva walking wold be enough to grab anybodys attention


Not if the eva was equiped with type S.T.F.U. armor.

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Postby universalperson » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:25 pm

Absolutly nothing. Those giant bioweapons are more trouble than their worth.


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