I found an interesting little page with a built-in short essay generator of sorts.

Here's The Link

Now, what I think would be quite entertaining is to replace all the verbage in this page with EVA related counterparts. It's coded in simple HTML, so just find and replace. Maybe re-do the page graphics and layout if desired as well. Anyone up to it? This could be hilarious for those who enjoy randomness if done right.

I would volunteer to make it myself, but you guys probably know a lot more deep EVA-related terms and references than me...

Verily this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose